[閒聊] 用白雪公主預告的留言寫成一首歌

YT先是推Asmongold的reaction，他也笑翻XDDD
https://youtu.be/ZmQLO_6m2z4

然後去找到弄出這首歌的天才，超訝異YT或迪士尼還沒用版權把這首弄下架
https://youtu.be/bgPDxRkci_A

我覺得最棒的部分是魔鏡阿魔鏡那幾part 銜接得很好XDD

If I saw this movie on a plane, I would still walk out
如果要我在飛機上看這電影我寧願跳機

This trailer makes me want to sit on the TV and look at my couch
這預告讓我想坐在電視上看著我的沙發

I paid nothing to watch this trailer but I already want my money back
我沒付錢看這預告但已經想把我的錢要回來

DisneY: Coming to a theater near you. Me: is that a threat?
迪士尼:到你附近的戲院吧　 我:這是威脅嗎?

They should have made Rachel CGI instead
他們應該把CGI用在瑞秋(女主角)上

Mud Brown and the Seven Discord Mods
泥巴公主與他的七名DC管理員
(Mud vs Snow, Brown vs White. 這句算種族歧視)

The CGI looks much better when I turn my monitor off
當我關掉螢幕時，那些CGI看起來更棒了

Disney invites you and I must politely decline
迪士尼邀請了你但我必須禮貌地拒絕

I'm rooting for the poison apple
我為蘋果加油!

Why is Lord Farquaad playing Snow White?
為什麼Farquaad大人跑來演白雪公主?
(不知道Farquaad的人看這張 https://i.imgur.com/JJp0JXT.png )

This movie should come with a disclaimer: no dwarfs were harmed but
your childhood might be
這電影應該加上一則免責聲明: 沒有任何矮人受到傷害但你的童年有

I haven't seen something self imploded this hard since that Titan submarine
自從泰坦號以來我沒看過有東西內爆的這麼激烈
(泰坦號就是前年幾個富翁去看鐵達尼號結果內爆的潛水艇)

Miror mirror on the wall~ As a German I claim "cultural appropriation"
魔鏡阿魔鏡~身為德國人我要說這是文化挪用!

Mirror mirror on the wall~ Snow White and the Seven CGI Abominations
魔鏡阿魔鏡~白雪公主與七個CGI怪胎

Making the dwarfs look like a PS1 Hagrid was a bold choice
讓矮人看起來像PS1的海格是個大膽的選擇

Rachel Zegler looks like a medieval squire boy
瑞秋·曾格勒看起來像一個中世紀騎士隨從

THe Marvels lost $237 million. Snow white: hold my bear
驚奇隊長2損失了2.37億美元 白雪公主:看好了 換我

Disney used to make people famous, now it ends acting career
迪士尼以前是讓演員變有名，現在卻是結束他的演戲生涯

Mirror mirror on the wall~ why the seats are empty in cinema hall?
魔鏡阿魔鏡~為甚麼電影院裡空蕩蕩?

Mirror mirror on the wall~ what the biggest Disney flop of all?
魔鏡阿魔鏡~迪士尼有史以來最大的失敗會是甚麼?

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