[問卦] 男友選青鳥__________ 下一句要怎麼接?

easonliou 06/16 22:05未來月薪9萬沒煩惱

gx8759121 06/16 22:05懶覺變小鳥

nicowang 06/16 22:05半夜曬小鳥

Smallsh 06/16 22:06餓不死 活不好 機掰又臭老

ahb0711 06/16 22:06頭殼都裝洨

T8 06/16 22:06男友選青鳥，一撞就扁了。

cpz 06/16 22:06懶覺小又短

citywanderer 06/16 22:07男友找青鳥 打仗先逃跑

Jerry469 06/16 22:07600萬就吃青德屌

firose 06/16 22:07男友選小鳥 要飯要到老

victorly 06/16 22:07升官有發財啊

lifeowner 06/16 22:07拔出變爛鳥

lololjo 06/16 22:07紐約呆獻寶

Anvec 06/16 22:08腦子不太好

diyang9150 06/16 22:08詐騙吃到飽

dos32408 06/16 22:10總比小草屌

Jerry469 06/16 22:10抗中保台騙傻鳥

speciallll 06/16 22:10藍白智障粉又要來抹黑了..

eterbless 06/16 22:11家暴逃不了

OtaniShoei 06/16 22:11綠帽沒煩惱

godog 06/16 22:13鳥小又不舉

xeins 06/16 22:13嫖妓又嗑藥

bearKQG 06/16 22:14腦殘無藥醫

GOFEN 06/16 22:14女友找青鳥，呼麻又打炮

GOFEN 06/16 22:14我決定加入青鳥了

sushi11 06/16 22:14買房不會倒

em4 06/16 22:16小三選必勝

hahadb 06/16 22:16夜市吃到飽

darkholy 06/16 22:17性病染到飽

wrlin01 06/16 22:19小三免不了

hoho5410 06/16 22:19低能又軟屌

jsie 06/16 22:20腦殘又沒鳥

SaHEL11 06/16 22:21特權不會少

lifeowner 06/16 22:23棒小擠沒膏

OyAlbert 06/16 22:23男友選傻鳥，撿角又軟屌

taylor0607 06/16 22:25低端又沒腦

pikochu 06/16 22:26拳腳吃到飽

gusser 06/16 22:28一起變傻鳥

akakbest 06/16 22:28綠帽無限好

toolittle 06/16 22:32襲胸 閃兵 樣樣來

watchout 06/16 22:32烙跑又造謠

tudo0430 06/16 22:34被詐騙到飽

RainCityBoy 06/16 22:37開戰馬上跑

gn01693664 06/16 22:37肉錘說你好

fony1029 06/16 22:40可悲哈綠波特被起底人設崩壞了一堆網軍

fony1029 06/16 22:40很急

GGININDER4NI 06/16 22:40狂甲愛吃屌

alen091918 06/16 22:41造謠懶覺小

billionaire 06/16 22:44或者選藍鳥

GEoilo 06/16 22:44缺智又沒腦

espresso1 06/16 22:46八卦五毛板

randy061 06/16 22:48盲目又無腦

glaci 06/16 22:56雙標又無腦

hellodoggie 06/16 23:11民主一定贏

HuangHarper 06/16 23:16腦殘死不了

omega0210 06/16 23:18詐騙關到老

wwf1588 06/16 23:23準備變台勞

s40012 06/16 23:26詐騙吸毒樣樣搞

garcia 06/16 23:28兩岸一家親

dender 06/16 23:29草已長的那麼長~

ScarYao 06/16 23:329萬沒煩惱

chuuu 06/16 23:38拉k又吸屌？

lovejill2004 06/16 23:39女友選小草

fanix21 06/16 23:469萬沒煩惱

stanley620 06/16 23:53噓！叫什麼叫

eztable 06/16 23:53五毛最愛的對子

hsuhsinjen 06/16 23:57褲裡沒小鳥

reaturn 06/17 00:01九萬月薪不得了

peterchou 06/17 00:06屁眼被插爆

dknymaster 06/17 00:06薪水不煩惱

GoToBedEarly 06/17 00:12一起綠茶婊

FLy60169 06/17 00:15運麻兼數鈔

choujim 06/17 00:27青島捉I不可少

wind1729 06/17 00:29下個會更好

modhairs 06/17 00:39騙砲咬小屌

ETJohn 06/17 00:42八卦又翻了

knife5987 06/17 00:55真的沒有腦

tomgod17 06/17 01:01支持你賺飽

Bostonfern 06/17 01:16沒腦沒小鳥

willion003 06/17 01:18升官發財沒煩惱

hodj 06/17 01:31人生變撿腳

dankyo 06/17 01:43插B沒懶腳

nash3000 06/17 01:48Better than小草 Zzzzzz

c642358 06/17 02:24全家死的早

a606155123 06/17 02:38性愛幹到飽

lupefan4eva 06/17 03:250元吃到飽

The4sakenOne 06/17 03:55懶覺短又小

waitang 06/17 06:31大富大貴

AlenCKH 06/17 08:06青鳥女生佔多數，不好意思傷了你們小草

AlenCKH 06/17 08:06的自尊

janems 06/17 08:14都這麼久了還在提，很在意嗎？

Tossdog 06/17 08:30被人笑沒腦

BlowjobFace 06/17 08:30支那賤畜最愛的文體

b93510015 06/17 08:34升官吃到飽

nosheep 06/17 08:38暴力又性騷

foxvera 06/17 09:08淋雨又家暴

russellluo 06/17 09:23推8樓

nckukath 06/17 09:31早晚變毒梟

cs005337 06/17 09:47詐騙賺飽飽

Jetame 06/17 11:08要先有女的小草舉牌啊

Jetame 06/17 11:08小草都男的怎麼舉牌啊

julion555 06/17 12:30寡婦預備軍

justboa 06/17 12:34性病全來找

Lolira 06/17 13:34脫褲沒小鳥（抱歉、我不知道為什麼只想到

Lolira 06/17 13:34這句）

karmakarma 06/17 13:39沒人追整天幻想

treasurekid 06/17 14:25未來沒煩惱

treasurekid 06/17 14:25橫批 升官發財

lupolewis 06/17 14:59吃屎吃到飽

nckukath 06/17 15:17脫褲沒懶覺

bigtien6292 06/17 15:27性病吃到飽

vb128252 06/17 20:55入党沒煩惱

elmoman 06/19 00:32家暴外遇停不了