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[問卦] 狒狒被抓到後第一句話會說什麼?

看板Gossiping標題[問卦] 狒狒被抓到後第一句話會說什麼?作者
gay3300459
(很忙的人)
時間推噓推:296 噓:11 →:108

現在狒狒到處逃
如果真的被抓到銬上手銬
應該很多記者去採訪
那他第一句話會說什麼?
有八卦嗎?

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sunnywing 03/24 16:55被逮的第一餐吃什麼會上新聞嗎

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lupin2401 03/24 16:58猴痘泥?

Mohism 03/24 16:58Fr......Free

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imce 03/24 16:59It's not fair!

Forcast 03/24 16:59無罪

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aul0518 03/24 16:59大意了.沒有閃.年輕人類不講武德

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jerrylee666 03/24 17:00是非可以這樣顛倒嗎?

paul1951 03/24 17:00猴猴做歹擠,狒狒好歹命

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ABiao0220 03/24 17:00狒文自刪==

skyant 03/24 17:00幹你娘

easonli000 03/24 17:01狒狒:我會說話嗎?

dai26 03/24 17:01https://i.imgur.com/RagUc1A.jpg

palajuice 03/24 17:01司法迫害!!(雙手舉起)

gowang19 03/24 17:01別再發狒文

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dogberter 03/24 17:01他講東非話你也聽不懂

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fp737 03/24 17:02終於阿 狒文要停止了

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shark23peng 03/24 17:11越是玩弄計謀,就越會發現狒狒的能

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jelly777 03/24 17:13佛心公司

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dai26 03/24 17:15我是猴,我反核

zz71 03/24 17:15我是兩津堪吉啦 所長

yokomata 03/24 17:15我有黨證我是綠吱

kissa0924307 03/24 17:15都是阿共的陰毛

controlgod 03/24 17:15https://i.imgur.com/l8cB4ao.jpg

Tenging 03/24 17:16林智堅論文在台北寫的

selisja 03/24 17:16狒狒做呆滯

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okgogogo 03/24 17:18taiwan can help?

KillerMoDo 03/24 17:19抗中保台

liunwaiqoo 03/24 17:20我支持民進黨

fabledqqman 03/24 17:20換你當鬼

neo72 03/24 17:20狒狒:責任來 我就扛 情緒性發言duck不必

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ciplu 03/24 17:21司法不公

exceedMyself 03/24 17:21狒到爆

bangjia 03/24 17:22我想回非洲

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yyyyyyyv 03/24 17:22中華民國萬歲 中華民國萬歲

ayakiax 03/24 17:24你抓到一個我,還有千千萬萬個我

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signm 03/24 17:24猴猴做歹事

jise51103 03/24 17:24我是自由的

me584 03/24 17:25你抓錯了我沒有猴痘,只有狒痘~~

tamynumber1 03/24 17:25民主自由!

c93cj3 03/24 17:25謝謝蔡英文 我覺得我的台灣價值又提高了

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chasegirl 03/24 17:28抗中保台

maxmeyer 03/24 17:28ape not kill ape

seiya1201 03/24 17:28上銬喊甚麼 當年阿扁示範過了

sunnybread 03/24 17:28Team Taiwan

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mrLian 03/24 17:32幫我開直播

tupacshkur 03/24 17:32King Kong ain’t got shit on me!

hung0925 03/24 17:33司法迫害

paz1117 03/24 17:35狒狒也要狒權~要自由~

SYongQQ 03/24 17:35あちゃー

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tending 03/24 17:37武漢狒言

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Cervelo1995 03/24 17:43「相信動保法會證明我清白」

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rainybr 03/24 17:45狒狒

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wolid 03/24 17:46浪狒離奇

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nickflying 03/24 17:48選舉無效

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barry1027gg 03/24 17:48不必去抓 在那怕什麼!!

BLACKLIONS 03/24 17:50司法迫害

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BLACKLIONS 03/24 17:50政治迫害

engineer1 03/24 17:51斯巴達

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eayterrr 03/24 17:53政治迫害 中共同路人陰謀 境外勢力操弄

boss88893 03/24 17:53新潮流不要跑

l92873 03/24 17:54Taiwan can help

lauxc 03/24 17:54恁吱作戰

wei115 03/24 17:54吱吱

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redw 03/24 17:56我就狒

onstar 03/24 17:56我有黨證!

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coldcolour 03/24 17:56freedom!!!

amber626 03/24 17:58我的黃鼠狼呢

strams 03/24 17:58大哥哥

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lefan 03/24 18:08i am free

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secretmen 03/24 18:10我有党証,自己人

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LuckJohn 03/24 18:12猴猴做代誌

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tommyakira 03/24 18:14https://i.imgur.com/iZqdNpR.gif

villagemen 03/24 18:14你中共同路人

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DLGDAGG 03/24 18:16吱吱

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guns5150 03/24 18:19我打完猴痘疫苗了,那你呢?

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dinotea 03/24 18:22勞狒心思

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ken31241 03/24 18:33有教化的可能

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edmond777 03/24 18:34狒狒吠到笑

bor1286 03/24 18:35我沒有逃,只是走出柵欄

fffogpug 03/24 18:41狒狒作歹痣

kakalayeah 03/24 18:42抗中保台啦 政治迫害

junshinw 03/24 18:42幹,我快餓死了,動作有夠慢

Number9527 03/24 18:42我是無辜的

leo255112 03/24 18:42政治迫害

bio2133 03/24 18:43自由無罪

trpoct12 03/24 18:43抗中保台

ultraccs 03/24 18:44我負責

nolie1228 03/24 18:44

Jaydavid 03/24 18:44幹你娘垃圾人類全家死光永世不得超生

Jaydavid 03/24 18:44操你媽逼 給人幹爛的破麻

ndtoseooqd 03/24 18:44只出的起香蕉,當然只請的到猴子。

twoboy 03/24 18:45啃您老師

ninggo 03/24 18:48捍衛民主自由!

Eren12345 03/24 18:48我就狒

miraism 03/24 18:49當我知道牆的外面還有人類的時候 我很失

miraism 03/24 18:49望!

mathew12310 03/24 18:50https://i.imgur.com/skCFbkQ.jpg

mathew12310 03/24 18:50https://i.imgur.com/wuUIr12.jpg

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js52666 03/24 18:55撕髮迫害

chrisdddd 03/24 18:56張善政下台

faust666 03/24 18:56幫我開直播

Loudway 03/24 18:58偶可以1打35,下次要挑戰36個

semantics 03/24 18:59ㄙ個不同意 彎彎更美麗 吱吱吱吱吱吱吱

pig0038 03/24 19:01萊納,你坐啊

voyage0917 03/24 19:02四個堅持

aofuwa 03/24 19:03傳承我的精神rrrrr

dnkofe 03/24 19:05for freedom

bonbon789852 03/24 19:07大可不必

teeo 03/24 19:08哈哈,我也覺得是幹你娘

KEYSOLIDER 03/24 19:08菲菲做大事

yiweishuang 03/24 19:09少跟我狒話

hibaru710218 03/24 19:09幫我脫人偶裝

greyrose7 03/24 19:11用愛發電

windqqr 03/24 19:12yes, I do

tosada 03/24 19:12http://i.imgur.com/sf0Fs2P.jpg

garcia 03/24 19:13四個堅持

air276 03/24 19:14喝喝作代寄

Yahweh 03/24 19:15I shall return!

XDORZ 03/24 19:18為了證明我的清白,我決定參選總統(完)

flydogzzz 03/24 19:22我想申請移民台灣

mc2834 03/24 19:22政治迫害、司法不公

ciafbi007 03/24 19:22我贏了 里維

odiechiang 03/24 19:22我是類猩猩,不是狒狒~~

willy4907 03/24 19:24種族歧視

monar 03/24 19:26不自由毋寧死

imtlow 03/24 19:26我爸性柯

bigriffon 03/24 19:27恁老木卡好

a069275235 03/24 19:31高舉雙手大喊司法不公

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pikochu 03/24 19:37我的一生無悔!

mynewid 03/24 19:38種花冥国萬歲

glmkk 03/24 19:38還我牛

raku 03/24 19:38猴猴講狒話~

jason0502 03/24 19:39英文萬歲

yd7148 03/24 19:39巧新在耍嘴皮子?疑?

swimmer19 03/24 19:40大可不必

elibra01 03/24 19:41台灣沒有缺蛋

chungj 03/24 19:42Apes alone weak

blueway1014 03/24 19:51看推文竟然笑爛…

deathsman 03/24 19:57我把一個大秘寶藏在那裡了

mogli 03/24 20:00KingKong ain't got shit on me!

a28200266 03/24 20:05Apes together strong

nicklyyyy 03/24 20:07啊我就怕被罵

yuetsu 03/24 20:08抗中保台

zakkerger 03/24 20:14四個堅持

rogerlarger 03/24 20:14我要提出逮捕無效之訴

s8955439 03/24 20:22國家隊要追殺我,塔綠班跂

Tenging 03/24 20:24晚了就沒意思了

TobyH4cker 03/24 20:25人類有夠狒

chikong 03/24 20:25咧!

tsmh240 03/24 20:28高舉雙手大喊中華民國萬歲

xxx5566xxx 03/24 20:28阿北迫害

cgser 03/24 20:30猿飛:木葉飛舞之處,火亦生生不息

tbes 03/24 20:30勤政清廉愛鄉土

anyu0805 03/24 20:32責任來,我就扛!

kamihio 03/24 20:41我就不能逃一次嗎?

Tenging 03/24 20:42牽著人妻走出來被抓包

sqe123456z 03/24 20:44獸人永不為奴

sparta40 03/24 20:45wryyyyyy

jakewu1217 03/24 20:54民進黨萬歲

jccy 03/24 20:57雙手帶著手銬高舉,我沒有罪~

panda9527 03/24 20:57狒狒 在一起 更強大

justptt978 03/24 21:03我們不缺蛋

singernall 03/24 21:07你們幹嘛 我下班了耶

fewhy 03/24 21:07說狒話,跟你這篇狒文一樣

abd86731 03/24 21:10咩休帕逆啦 幹林娘

two2 03/24 21:13操你媽的政府

Seafarers 03/24 21:17他抓得住我

yy2rmrn8 03/24 21:19桃猿最強

julies0215 03/24 21:26猴猴做歹誌啦 幹

Rygart5566 03/24 21:28Ceaser is home

hchs31705 03/24 21:34幹到處都買不到蛋啦

onedaymor 03/24 21:48狒物

beholdli 03/24 22:15狒狒:我說在座的各位都是狒物

GUMIGUMI 03/24 22:25做一個勇敢台灣狒

ccjj8 03/24 22:25RRRRR幫我開直播

starfishfish 03/24 22:26Ape help Ape.

zo789652 03/24 22:27阿狒臭了嗎

bk945043 03/24 22:34我是賽亞人

chechewei 03/24 22:34笑死 狒狒也一篇

mathew12310 03/24 22:35 https://i.imgur.com/jcnoXWT.jpg

wumins 03/24 22:40吱己人

becca945 03/24 22:44政吱迫害

QooZoo 03/24 22:52I will be back !

fybluemoon 03/24 22:53吼吼(home) (指自己)認吱作戰中心

needfood 03/24 22:58塔綠狒:煎杯 煎杯 再煎杯

wsx88432 03/24 23:01我就不能回國嗎

light1945 03/24 23:40「我是人類啊」

anly888 03/25 00:00廢廢廢廢廢廢廢!(這麼久才抓到我)

Ashes 03/25 00:09https://youtu.be/UI-DPqzSwdY

sustto 03/25 00:19the lion king

tsai529 03/25 00:22政治迫害(手舉高)

dodoro1 03/25 00:49..

spoilede0824 03/25 01:10淚流滿面的說 對不起了人類

kjes924308 03/25 01:17ㄘㄨㄚˋ

parissky01 03/25 01:25https://i.imgur.com/4dQeymP.jpg

NOSURE 03/25 01:51我出門找猩猩

restinpeace 03/25 02:46阿彌陀佛

gg86300 03/25 03:12你們是誰 你們想幹嘛 你們要帶我去

gg86300 03/25 03:12哪裡

pilihank168 03/25 04:02哈囉 台灣也是說哈囉嗎

mmmmmmmmmmm 03/25 05:21老闆沒給演出費

sky6969 03/25 06:56平鎮發大財

fangjoe24 03/25 07:48我就吠

bryantiswill 03/25 07:57高舉雙手,XX迫害

springball 03/25 08:06Freedom ~~~~~~~~~~~!

wumins 03/25 08:30不吱由,毋寧死

WWIII 03/25 08:37未來部落

batista5566 03/25 09:27司法迫害

NVCat 03/25 10:00我要加入民進黨

jojosie 03/25 10:14愛台丸

pizzalot 03/25 12:09停電不是我害的

abcrr123 03/25 12:26留言快笑死

karenyuko 03/25 12:54No~~~~~~

chulen 03/25 12:55我負責

jaylin1031 03/25 21:48西班牙

heavencloud 03/25 23:08Freedom!!