[問卦] 復活第一句話要說什麼才個震撼？

haha98 04/02 00:28我大便在褲子上了

Gallardo 04/02 00:28你信教嗎?

koreawargod 04/02 00:29天上天下 唯我獨尊

Kittyrong 04/02 00:29哈囉你好嗎

showdoggy 04/02 00:29我媽媽是祭央乂

Smallsh 04/02 00:29嘿嘿見鬼啦

chadmu 04/02 00:29咩

Oeagrus 04/02 00:29樓下被肛都會說什麼來表達自己很爽

OPPAISuki 04/02 00:29我是新造的人 從前那個我已經死了

ffdqfe 04/02 00:30屁股痛痛der

ffdqfe 04/02 00:31被搶惹QQ

super0949 04/02 00:31耶 復活了

Julian9x9x9 04/02 00:329樓..

lucifiel1618 04/02 00:35哈哈是我啦

AntiEntropy 04/02 00:35樓下說自己是彌賽亞

aggressorX 04/02 00:36芙莉蓮第二季出好嗎

ruthertw 04/02 00:36信我者得永生

okamifang 04/02 00:37今天愚人節

lien 04/02 00:37會贏喔

starwillow 04/02 00:38surprise~~

god890529 04/02 00:38我跟關聖帝君擲過9個聖杯

Davidlomanyu 04/02 00:38我誰

botnet 04/02 00:39我XXX,00940

VOLK11 04/02 00:39https://tinyurl.com/y3wac2sd

blueskyqoo 04/02 00:39陰間好好玩

drunk0102 04/02 00:40大家好 我又活回來了

ahmygoddess 04/02 00:40 I'm back

b2305911 04/02 00:41耶 復活了

BlacKlonely 04/02 00:42我今天還沒打手槍

DellSale999 04/02 00:42https://i.imgur.com/AJlMHQS.jpg

ppstyle 04/02 00:43綠色勤政愛民

pxndx 04/02 00:43我投十塊了

fir191938 04/02 00:46論文 是假的

chiaamay 04/02 00:47我叫陳桂林

an1235 04/02 00:48Nasi lemak 摳逼o摳松冰 thank u

negotiates 04/02 00:51wryyyy

HowLeeHi 04/02 00:56I'll be back

sheng76314 04/02 01:07阿庫亞

SoSo5566 04/02 01:13 我去偷拆

KadourZiani 04/02 01:15明志應該是致敬五條悟一起復活

dongchann 04/02 01:25祈禱沒保險，不然你會真死

remarque 04/02 01:45https://tinyurl.com/392bfmr5

Tsubame1101 04/02 02:31穢土轉生？不是輪迴天生之術嗎？

diyaworld 04/02 04:31小宇，幫我開直播

ha11111543 04/02 04:38這個軀殼的能量又恢復？地球人真難懂

uniqueufo 04/02 06:11系統在哪裡

yuanhy63 04/02 06:36I will be back

simo520 04/02 07:11世界是假的

gn01693664 04/02 07:11會贏噢

OK8066889 04/02 07:59人間又汙穢囉

kobelakers 04/02 08:16林路和

moonlovemai 04/02 08:19會贏哦

PF30 04/02 08:20槍在手跟我走，今晚出城剿匪

asd90267 04/02 08:38打我啊笨蛋

kurtis0359 04/02 08:38會贏喔

shuterlo 04/02 08:52就說了先不要

gn02135487 04/02 08:56原神，啟動

Mood10207 04/02 09:46哈哈，是我啦

joe821122 04/02 10:01I am ironman

simga 04/02 10:02我不當人類啦~JOJO

newversion 04/02 10:13派法師到西天取經

dianglee 04/02 10:23看！鬧鐘怎麼沒響

deankobe 04/02 10:37大家好 我是老高

CoolboyLinya 04/02 11:45推

kanding255 04/02 11:56我回來了這個世界

jerry810113 04/02 12:19魯魯修：去死吧

daisway 04/02 18:11龍鱗，反發，成雙之流星