[問卦] 鄰居突然敲門要怎麼處理

CREA 09/16 10:58先發制人

qa1122z 09/16 10:59先下肛為強

goldenwave 09/16 10:59先拿刀出來藏後面

olozil 09/16 10:59你沒槍嗎

LoveMakeLove 09/16 10:59江湖刀客

alen0303 09/16 10:59夜縋而出

Nickal 09/16 10:59先寫遺書

exceedMyself 09/16 10:59從窗戶垂降

uohZemllac 09/16 10:59先存檔

linceass 09/16 10:59出奇不意直接開鐵門把他撞暈 再抓進來

invidia 09/16 10:59拿菜刀開門

linceass 09/16 10:59監禁

Nickal 09/16 11:00不開門可能火就來了

stand5566 09/16 11:00穿好鎖子甲

Insania 09/16 11:01門後各種要你命3000待命然後不要緊貼門

Insania 09/16 11:01口呀嘻嘻

LoveMakeLove 09/16 11:01https://i.imgur.com/Qwr5wAo.jpg

iampig951753 09/16 11:01問對方有沒有上批踢踢吧

Insania 09/16 11:01然後記得穿褲子再去應門

iampig951753 09/16 11:01沒有的話大概沒事

glen246 09/16 11:01https://i.imgur.com/Y1LrJIN.jpg

iampig951753 09/16 11:02https://i.imgur.com/yZY3Xd2.jpg

iampig951753 09/16 11:02https://i.imgur.com/Mvbpx4H.jpg

iampig951753 09/16 11:02https://i.imgur.com/zN96hyd.jpg

iampig951753 09/16 11:02https://i.imgur.com/mWnD9cm.jpg

Lowpapa 09/16 11:17存檔

MintSu 09/16 11:21要求先申出雙手看看

lime1207 09/16 11:23穿防砍金縷衣

coffee112 09/16 12:07可以在外面裝監視器看吧？！

cc02040326 09/16 12:14問他who’s there

kid80618 09/16 12:45開槍

sjr500 09/16 12:55先穿放砍衣

sjr500 09/16 12:55防

keith780902 09/16 13:13先從門縫給他看黨證