[討論] 鄭運鵬找魔獸合體是不是就贏了？
如題 誠心討論
就目前情資來看
即使總統、太子都全力輔選了
阿鵬在桃園的選情仍然岌岌可危 已到了告急階段
阿鵬的輔選團隊聽好了 如果你們沒看到我這篇就算了
如果看到我這可行性100的一篇 你們還不去做 阿你們就是失職 要為敗選負責
我的策略如下
魔獸很明顯和善又親民 來者不拒
你們只要在選前之夜的造勢晚會上
邀魔獸上去和阿鵬合體
照著預先寫好的稿子念↓
“ Many people asked me why I don't play in the CBA.
Because of my yearning for freedom and democracy,
I came to Taiwan instead of China. ”
然後在氣氛最高潮的時候
拉起阿鵬的手 用他鱉腳的中文大喊
Ｋａｎｇ Ｃｈｕｎｇ Ｂａｏ Ｔａｉ
在配合民眾吶喊聲和汽笛鳴叫聲
穩了 贏定了 槓
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※ 編輯: NuCat (27.51.106.25 臺灣), 11/15/2022 10:24:49噓
那還是跟抗中保台沒兩樣，飛彈來了別抬頭的鴕鳥心態
噓
然後說他從小看看魔獸打球嗎
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