[情報] Chuck: 湖人爛透了(完整逐字稿)
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完整逐字稿
Ernie: So you said as we began the night, Chuckster, as Dallas played withoutLuka Doncic and Kyrie Irving, this was all about the Lakers.
我們今晚提到的，Chuckster，既然獨行俠少了 Luka和Kyrie 這場比賽是在考驗湖人隊
Chuck: And the Lakers proved to what I keep saying, the Lakers stink, plain
and simple. We have to talk about them because the media is infatuated with
the Lakers. But the Lakers are not a good team. They got zero athletic abilityI mean, when you watch them, Jason Kidd coached a masterpiece tonight. He likewe can go one-on-one, get any shot we want. They got a good shot every time
the Lakers could never keep them in front of them.
This was a coaching masterpiece by Jason Kidd because there's no way that team,the Lakers, that the Mavs put out there, especially one winning by 20.
而湖人證明了我一直以來所說的，他們就是一支爛隊，沒什麼好說的。我們得談湖人，
因為媒體對他們情有獨鍾。但湖人根本不是一支好球隊。他們毫無運動能力。
今天這場比賽，Kidd今晚的調度簡直是一場大師級演出。他好像在說：「我們可以1對1，想怎麼投就怎麼投。」獨行俠每次出手都有很好的機會，湖人根本守不住他們。
Kenny: I mean, any masterpiece that he put together, honestly, shouldn't havebeen able to come up with it. Because one, not only that, they're struggling
right now. They lost 5 in a row before tonight. So it's not like they're
coming in with some confidence and continuity. They lost 5 in a row.
我認為，Kidd的任何大師級的調度，本來都不應該出現。
因為他們現在正陷入苦戰。他們在今晚之前已經連輸五場了。所以他們並不是帶著信心
和連勝氣勢而來的。他們已經連輸五場了。
Ernie: And they lost their last 10 when Luka and Kyrie were out. And they
haven't won a game without those guys in the last ten. So to me, the Lakers,
that is a...
而且，當Luka和Kyrie缺席時，他們過去十場比賽全都輸了。
在沒有這2個人的情況下，過去10場他們0勝。所以對我來說，湖人就是...
Chuck: The Lakers are not any good. 湖人根本就不行。
Ernie: Like I said before, last thing, Shaq, you gotta either... You can't
give the excuse you didn't know the game plan because these guys stepped up.
You have to always put your foot down and say, no, you can't stop our game
plan. Forget what you're gonna do, who's coming in picking roles or whatever.Whatever you do, you can't stop A.D., LeBron, and I'll connect and all that
and Reaves at what we do.
就像我之前說的，最後一點，Shaq，你必須要... 你不能拿「不知道對手戰術」當藉口，因為這些傢伙表現出色了。你必須堅決地說：「不，你們不能破壞我們的戰術。」
不管你們要怎麼做，誰要來扮演什麼角色，都無所謂。
無論如何，你們不能阻止 AD、LeBron 和我找到默契，以及 Reaves發揮他的作用。
Shaq: I actually thought it was gonna be the other way around. Just LeBron
and A.D. on the floor, the Lakers up by 20. But you hear this term thrown
around all the time. They play down to their competition. And again, it's
very difficult sometimes to get up for the guy that's not that guy. But
Dallas, listen, Chuck's been saying this. I've been here 12 years. He's been
saying it 12 years. Everybody in the NBA can play. Everybody has pride.
Dallas played at home. The fans got behind them, and they played well. And
the Lakers laterally defense is terrible.
我原本以為會是另一種情況。只要 LeBron和 AD上場，湖人就能輕鬆領先 20 分。
但你經常聽到這個說法：「他們總是對手越弱就打得越差」
而且，坦白說，有時要對付實力不如自己的對手，其實很難提起勁來。
但獨行俠聽著，Chuck 一直都在說這句話。我已經在這12年了，NBA的每支球隊都能打球每支球隊都有自己的驕傲。獨行俠在主場作戰，球迷為他們加油，他們打得很好。
而湖人隊的橫向防守非常糟糕。
備註
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完整版推
撿到槍了
JJ有料
剛好可以怒噴JJ
戰術是個毛線啊 小牛沒77和KI還能輸 這會是戰術的問
老巴你什麼時候要罵太陽 看起來太陽更爛
題嗎？想也知道不是
以後湖人每輸一場老巴都會噴爆
趕緊加持一下太陽 都快解體了
當然是戰術問題吧 人家沒巨星 你有 結果被對面打爆
差異不就是對面靠戰術彌補差距甚至壓制咩
老巴是不是很氣XD
湖人跟JJ要感謝一下老巴加持
小牛哪有戰術太看的起基德了吧
真的打很爛罵大聲點
動圖那個人是誰ㄚ？
太陽現在已經爛到老巴可以再玩一次洋芋片軟掉的梗了
老詹沒有直接走人，還跑去跟他打招呼
小牛從雙星單打…變成每個人都單打
動圖的是JR
看起來很像JR
喔真的是JR 原來他跟JR這麼好喔
問題是湖人怎麼能誰都守不住…
JJ有料
拿詹姆斯換巴特勒湖人才有救
Kidd戰術就是往死裡打AR啊
老羌有NTC 動不了
看火箭騎士雷霆灰熊，真的不要再捧老球星了
你湖送幸福 量子糾纏小犢
已經是年輕人的世代了
沒辦法 AR好吃 是nba都知道
如果要換吉巴 不出AD大概得出AR 八村 Gabe JV吧？
沒有JR 16年就沒冠了
湖人誰都守不住(X)AR誰都守不住(O)
小犢就一直把AR換出來打就吃飽了，AR好吃
繩子要給誰
吹Kidd代表JJ有料
輕鬆落後20分
火力全開
我這版看多了 推文會開始 湖人要感謝老巴囉
雖說JR 18年搞了一個大的 但畢竟還是喇叭身邊能射
的
感情好正常
湖人本來就是大爛隊（大笑）
55湖就是這麼牛拜
在我湖面前不存在強隊弱隊 大家都平等
14樓的圖 77連坐板凳都要攤手XD
14樓的圖 77穿的也太休閒了吧
老巴只能幫到這了
果然被噴爛
老巴幫這麼大喔
人家畢竟自帶三條裁犬 再爛也能放狗咬人
2011冠軍戰Kidd守住姆斯，今天殘兵蟹將又守住姆斯
了
此戰之前獨行俠在ki 77缺陣是0勝 湖人這場真的…爛
雀食
湖人我看連攻城獅都打不贏吧
湖人真的滿爛的 這幾年來沒強過
湖人勝率還有過五成，沒到爛吧，不就蹭流量。
Kidd當然有戰術 他的戰術整場都抓著湖人的洞在打
他的用詞永遠都這些，評論根本談不上
想想湖人也是蠻可憐的，被個刷子黏住，只拿了泡泡
冠，然後就一路往下了
我看太陽湖人勇士組一隊可能都打不贏攻城獅，爛透了
值得一個怒灌
笑爛人家沒雙星沒贏過，遇到老頭就贏了
湖人勝率過五成是因為賽程軟 好嗎
真的是實話 又老又慢 不過還是要拿老詹拖車飛扣救援
JJ:NBA收視率又要掉了
一樣標題 換成勇士也可以
第三節連四個三分 湖人就當機了
明顯要縮防守圈 賭小牛三分不準
上半場沒準頭，下半場 Hardy骰到6
湖人要8連勝了
戰術的毛小牛兩個核心都沒上有什麼戰術就湖人爛
只會刷弱隊打順風球的老雷包，現在現出原形了吧
有老害腿詹到底要怎麼贏 窩不知道
有卡禿不要 要這群歪瓜劣棗 湖人本來就是靠大城市
紅利才撐起來的 還真以為那些傢伙有料？ 鄉民去操盤
也大概差不多
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