[花邊] 球評:若吹楊有Lowry的屁股 就可以撞飛防守
來源: NBA Central
網址: https://twitter.com/TheNBACentral/status/1344759061145935878
"Zach Lowe on Trae Young’s new way of drawing fouls: "If he had Kyle Lowry’s
butt, he would be knocking dudes ten feet backwards."
「Zach Lowe講到Trae Young要犯的新招式：『若他有Kyle Lowry的屁股的話，他就可以把守他的人撞飛3公尺外。」
吹楊要犯影片: https://streamable.com/he1vfn
Reddit鄉民表示:
"Kyle Lowry’s ass is so fat that serious NBA analysts make jokes about it
lmao. His ass has to be fatter than at least 75% of all women"
「Kyle Lowry的屁股已經大到連認真的NBA球評都會對他的屁股開玩笑了，笑死我惹。他的屁股一定比75趴的女人大。」
"DeRozan said he was seeking out Lowry on switches... "but Kyle's fat ass knowhow to guard me obviously."
「DeRozan說他在換防的時候會去找Lowry....『但是Kyle的肥屁股很明顯知道要怎麼守
我。』」
"If my player doesn't have HOF thiccness I don't want him"
「如果我的球員沒有名人堂等級的屁股的話，我是不會要他的。」
"First time my girlfriend watched the Raptors she goes 'Jesus that number 7
guy has a huge ass'"
「我馬子第一次看暴龍的比賽，她說，『老天啊~~那個7號球員的屁股真大~~』」
"He’s also built like an obese mexican kid"
「他身材看起來也像是個肥胖的墨西哥小孩。」
"Who would be better? Lebron with Curry's shot or Trae with Lowry's buttocks?"「誰比較強？有Curry的外線的LBJ vs 有著Lowry屁股的吹楊？」
"THICC Young"
「肥楊」
「I wonder how Lowry feels about his cheeks being iconic"
「我很好奇Lowry對於他的屁股變成他的標誌的想法是怎樣。」
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老巴：有人要比屁股？
這招CP3就很會用了
蘿莉的屁股真的很不蘿 好奇他女兒長大後多誇張
鬍子：有人提到屁股？
鬍子：印惹
怎麼不講有LBJ體能的duncan robinson
這招就後面的剎不住...跟幫主的差遠了~
鬍子:(挺
蘿莉屁股真的翹
到底有多大 有比較圖嗎
鬍子: 聽說這裡有大屁股蘿莉???
吹楊這招真的很有創意，KD畫圓鬍子勾手都是向前要犯
Lowry的身高不像恐龍 但臀部像
但吹楊撅屁股是向後要犯，籃球技術的演進又向前一步
吹羊像台灣的國中小孩
哈登： 我的下家新增暴龍 謝謝
有曼巴精神的LBJ 我難以想像
Lowry的屁股有比以前外號大屁股的Mark Jackson大嗎
鬍子：Plz吹秘去暴龍
FBI：有誰提到蘿莉的屁股嗎
這招又不是沒見過
這招又不是新的
哈登：指定下家為暴龍
剛剛看了這篇很好奇他屁股到底是有多大 孤狗看到一
堆梗圖
樓上的圖有點噁心= =
=jvn0yamj0wym
吹楊這招一場用好幾次 用到bash跟裁判抱怨這不是籃
球
*nash
現在的球員滿腦只想演戲要犯 可悲
這篇不要自動開圖 嘔嘔嘔嘔
他這季有夠會要 平均15.5個罰球
這招本來就矮小控衛自保要術，阻擋完追上去煞不住車
難道還不能吹了？
話說暴龍似乎也不排斥阿登
吹羊這招學起來，實戰用看看
翹臀蘿莉 聽了就好硬
防守者本來就要煞車不能衝撞進攻者
吹楊不過就是急停，誰說你防守者可以撞上去?
關鍵字蘿莉屁股 紐約時報：應該禁止大家看NBA
再吹啊…防守超大洞
要乞討也要是聯盟乾兒子才有
鬍子：
鬍子表示不服不夠大
我有lebron的身材 我也能頂開防守者
這不就是某人帶來的風氣
是不是沒人發現原po標題只有Lowry是打英文嗎XDDD
如果把標題的Lowry改成蘿莉 大概就.....XD
這招一堆人都用過了，cp3，doncic擋拆後都用屁股
鬍子：Trade Me
千萬別在哈登面前上籃
有蘿莉屁股的吹羊可比有咖哩外線的詹皇XDD
快被那些圖笑死XD
Hill:這種大屁股我最懂
鬍：我想被交易到暴龍隊
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