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[花邊] 推特鄉民比較NBA球星跟AV明星

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pneumo
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網址: https://tinyurl.com/4kx45vjd

NBA Fan Compares Players To Porn Stars: Michael Jordan, LeBron James, StephenCurry, And Others
NBA粉絲把球員跟AV明星比較:Michael Jordan,LeBron James,Stephen Curry等

NBA fans often have too much time to think and do things that the rest of thepeople wouldn't. NBA Twitter is a wild place, but every now and then, we findfans making very interesting content for the rest of the community.
不像其他人,NBA粉絲們時間太多,可以想跟做些有沒有的。但是有時候,這些粉絲會做些很有趣的東西讓大家欣賞。

One of the most curious cases happened recently when somebody decided it was
actually a good idea to compare the current NBA stars to porn stars.
@DaMightyChiefs thought and analyzed all of this to explain why stars like
LeBron James, Michael Jordan, and more are very similar to certain porn
stars.
最近一件最詭異的案例是有人決定要把目前的NBA明星拿來跟AV明星比較。一位推特鄉民認為並分析解釋,為什麼像是LBJ,MJ等NBA球員會很像某些AV明星。

推特連結: https://twitter.com/DaMightyChief/status/1391585094188474369

The explanations are hilarious and fans must have thought this person really
nailed with them. This has become a big deal on Twitter, and the fan already
promised a second part.
他的分析說明非常好笑,粉絲們認為講的鞭辟入裡。這在推特上非常轟動,而這位推特鄉民也承諾他會有下一集。

LBJ像: https://imgur.com/ogiyy5J.jpg

"Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s
versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always
surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it
matters."
「Abella Danger像LBJ的原因是她是她領域裡最頂尖的。她在場上兩端(蕾絲邊跟異性)
都可以,總是有一堆的防守(尸吊)圍繞著她,而且她在處理球(蛋)球(蛋)上也很頂尖。而當在緊要關頭的時候,她也可以得分。」


Ja Morant像: https://imgur.com/o9ljl21.jpg

"Ash Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already alegend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body
for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim
and leaving nothing left."
「Ash Kash像Ja Morant的原因是她很年輕,剛入行,但是已經是個傳奇了。她在這領域有潛力可以做很久,她為了長遠著想會願意犧牲她的身體,而且她也是粉絲們的最愛。她攻擊籃(屁)框(眼)也是很有心得,不留活口。」

Enes Kanter像: https://imgur.com/1O6BlKk.jpg

"Mia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyonethinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are
the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage tobe on top of D."
「Mia Khalifa像Enes Kanter的原因是她有一個很好的賽季,然後大家都認為她棒透了。她就像Enes一樣被她的國家討厭,她的奶子大的像是個turkey kurdish怪獸(這梗我不
懂)。她的身材讓她在防守(尸吊)上可以取得有利位置。」


Kyle Lowry像: https://imgur.com/8NRcK6H.jpg

"Violet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber
Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy,
deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise."
「Violet Myers像Kyle Lowry的原因是她有個超級無敵巨大超軟有彈性多汁可口的屁股。她有名人堂的價值,明星賽明星,而且也是她公司的GOAT。」

Michael Jordan像: https://imgur.com/JFbsjvD.jpg

"Johnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did
everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when youneeded him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the
man. Also bald."
「Johnny Sins像MJ是因為他是個GOAT。Johnny Sins做所有的事情,他可以是個消防員,可以是醫生,可以是老師....當需要他的時候,他就會出現,就像是動畫:降世神通-最後的氣宗。他就是個傳奇,是個謎,是真男人。而且,他也是個光頭。」

球三像: https://imgur.com/gt3pNde.jpg

"Astrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her.Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a
player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers
on the court."
「Astrid Wett像球三是因為在剛入行就有很多的消息。她已經有全明星的表現,每個人都準備好要看她身為球(演)員的下一個動(片)作(子)。她天賦滿滿,但是在防守(尸吊)上還得努力,減少場上的失誤。」

咖哩像: https://imgur.com/6fpnn4T.jpg

"Lana Rhodes is Steph Curry because she changed the game. Without Lana Rhodeswe wouldn’t have the talent in the league we have right now. She is
incredible both sides of the game. Even if she’s slacking on the D her
offense will show out. Legendary."
「Lana Rhodes像咖哩是因為她改變了整個生態。沒有Lana Rhodes,我們不會有像現在聯盟裡這麼多的天賦。她在場上兩端都是不可思議的,儘管她在防守(尸吊)上面很懶散,但是她在攻擊上是充滿表現的,太傳奇了。」

楊懷樂像: https://imgur.com/gDKnu42.jpg

"Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She
literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has theabilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short
cumings. Legend in the making."
「Lena Paul像楊懷樂是因為她體格異於常人。她真的跟個粉(風)絲(扇)上床,而且我不是說是真的人喔(https://imgur.com/FzhuEm9 僅供大家參考)。她有能力可以在聯盟裡成為頂尖球員但總是因為一些缺點(高潮)差了那麼一點。她是正在成形中的傳奇。」

龜龜像: https://imgur.com/FOqKJCM.jpg

"Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and hasa mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became
annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho."「Riley Reid像龜龜是因為他們兩個都過譽,都拿過平庸的MVP。她一開始表現的很好,但是後來的表現就很惱人。她仍舊是個好球(演)員,但是再也不一樣了。仍舊是個傳奇。」

Vince Carter像: https://imgur.com/rZuBrVH.jpg

"Sara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you
want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me
and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I
miss her :("
「Sara Jay像VC是因為她真的老。她有所有我們想要的特質,而且當她在她巔峰期的時候真的是棒呆惹。一定可以進名人堂的,但是她討厭我,而且封鎖我,但是我還是看她的影片。有人可以跟她說一下不要封鎖我嗎? 我好想她喔~~」
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不知道薪資王能不能做日本版的

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LBJ23 05/13 10:25檸檬水呢?

WIGGINS22 05/13 10:25Lana好像不拍了 可惜

GeraldXD 05/13 10:26這篇文有料

WIGGINS22 05/13 10:27檸檬水就龜那個啊

doooooooooog05/13 10:27因為她真的老,好北爛的理由

Johseagull 05/13 10:27認真分析文推推

COTOYO 05/13 10:27最後是怎樣XDD

kkb512sk 05/13 10:29樓下支援貓貓傻眼

a888999a 05/13 10:29被封鎖是怎樣...

gp03dan 05/13 10:29這篇車速過快

Kyrieisme 05/13 10:30慘 沒一個認識的

thb96300 05/13 10:32MJ那個好像常常出現在梗圖上

dixieland99905/13 10:33最後一個是怎樣...

ohiyo104 05/13 10:34本來想說點什麼..

limitlesscit05/13 10:34這個笑死XDDD

laptic 05/13 10:34這到底是怎樣...

yowhatsupsli05/13 10:34Johnny Sins好好笑

j008008 05/13 10:35很多梗不好翻,懂英文會好笑很多

是啊~~不知道之前的英文翻譯王能不能出現指點一二

※ 編輯: pneumo (61.222.1.181 臺灣), 05/13/2021 10:36:29

aa52189 05/13 10:35有夠哭

laptic 05/13 10:37就算懂得英文,也未必能準確翻譯個中意思...

hank7218 05/13 10:38咖哩那個好像不錯?

tpc231250 05/13 10:38沒我大Vox?

samsam80821 05/13 10:40求日本版

ilikepili 05/13 10:40新認識好多明星(咦

ahsgdfce 05/13 10:41這個要兩邊都懂才會翻得好吧www

kkjjkkjj 05/13 10:42有沒有日版?

ya123yo 05/13 10:44XD

zxcasdzsd 05/13 10:45這篇是來釣Theo的吧XD

s9415154 05/13 10:45最後一則是啥小XDDD

stewart8059105/13 10:45這篇笑死哈哈哈

ray562380 05/13 10:46呼叫王桑 樓下跟我一起呼叫

famish5566 05/13 10:46這文根本為了最後一段寫的吧,趁機隔空喊話

whitemist 05/13 10:47怎沒AW 當AVer當到選議員

fdruecek 05/13 10:48尸吊是什麼意思?

因為版規不可以用那個字

Sabo5566 05/13 10:48好好笑

※ 編輯: pneumo (61.222.1.181 臺灣), 05/13/2021 10:49:00

danielyuyu 05/13 10:48召喚王桑

sasewill 05/13 10:49T董準備好發日本版了嗎

fdruecek 05/13 10:50了解,感謝解釋

harry155007 05/13 10:51Violet myers讚,不過她說再拍一年就要退休了

dou0228 05/13 10:51問檸檬水是在??

aegisWIsL 05/13 10:52坐等王桑版

saintmin100205/13 10:52我到底看了什麼…

Wb2029T 05/13 10:53都蠻不像的

justice0926 05/13 10:53AV+NBA 我只服Theo

payton711 05/13 10:53坐等ptt鄉民寫一篇日版

lickllll 05/13 10:54https://i.imgur.com/sjonvy0.jpg

WLR 05/13 10:54J蝦小

lickllll 05/13 10:55笑死

er800100 05/13 10:58召喚王桑

TheoEpstein 05/13 10:59我沒看美國的啊,call我幹嘛(汗)

招喚你做日本版的

lws0527 05/13 10:59LBL是誰?

打錯 已修正

※ 編輯: pneumo (61.222.1.181 臺灣), 05/13/2021 11:00:30

lianhua 05/13 11:00這 無預警開車 Lana最高

gtgra053789 05/13 11:00這種文都很湊 先填一個再硬寫 我本來以為說長相

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:00日本的跟臉無關啊,比方說我會講RION是AV界的姆斯「

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:00比她大的沒她正,比她正的沒她大」但跟外表完全無關

lianhua 05/13 11:01王桑排一個日本版的如何?

vgil 05/13 11:01EVA Elfie模板不知道是誰

TimmyJiang 05/13 11:01王桑是不是該出來發一篇日本女優版本的了,順便列一

TimmyJiang 05/13 11:01下50大「球星」

gtgra053789 05/13 11:01ptt可以@喔 AV王也來得太快了吧

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:01相澤南那種二輪的結果要拿MVP了,但她也不像阿肥啊

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:02會變得很硬湊啦

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:02朋友LINE我,我就來了

King5566 05/13 11:05Zion我要幹死你啊

Nokia5269 05/13 11:06good at attack rim ><

TimmyJiang 05/13 11:10敢問王桑,大橋未久大概能排在哪個位置

ThreeNG 05/13 11:11真風扇 XD

auron4041 05/13 11:12吉澤明步吧 我說LBJ

kobe7785075 05/13 11:12LBJ就明日花阿 jordan松島楓 Kobe

kobe7785075 05/13 11:12蒼井空

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:15吉澤明步我會給她GOAT的位置了

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:15松島楓沒那麼高啦XD 她傳奇性不足,業界時間也短

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:16所以這種東西很難客觀,對某些華人來說松島楓愛田由

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:16是神,但她們在業界其實短到是T-MAC那樣而已。

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:16寫一篇愛田由是T-MAC的,還不被愛粉噴爆啊。

TheoEpstein 05/13 11:17大橋我不熟。

p08171110 05/13 11:17lena蠻久了吧…

xgMd1trtw 05/13 11:18這個真的要看直接英文會笑瘋

SlamKai 05/13 11:19長知識了

SCLPAL 05/13 11:21奇怪的知識增加了jpg

YeSerD 05/13 11:22美國鄉民是不是在家裡吃飽太閑

newtypeL9 05/13 11:22只看過Mia...

anyne 05/13 11:23Lena Paul 那個笑死

hardy3412 05/13 11:24這篇好好笑XD

ODFans 05/13 11:24LBJ比較像波多野結衣吧 全盛期長

okichan 05/13 11:25原來我是隱性龜迷(誤

iamseanli 05/13 11:26Mia和阿坎被暗殺機率真的一樣高…

js0431 05/13 11:27我看了什麼

ffhh 05/13 11:28Zion是Rion吧

ODFans 05/13 11:33Rion比較像MJ 我又退役了 我又回來了 每次都是傳奇

justhit666 05/13 11:34幹感覺很多很好看

kobe7785075 05/13 11:36Jordan是宇都宮紫苑 Kobe是Rion LBJ是安齋拉拉

nuggets0916 05/13 11:37Rhodes 超正

kkl522608 05/13 11:38笑死 這很像欸

yuiop358 05/13 11:38只認識Khalifa==

m1052000 05/13 11:39我看了什麼

madyoungN 05/13 11:39Carter很讚

madyoungN 05/13 11:39居然沒有

c8121175 05/13 11:39烏龜是真木今日子吧

jason38152 05/13 11:40只知道Mia

NoPush 05/13 11:40跪求王桑出日版

iori2968 05/13 11:47日本版的也可以寫一篇

skygray2 05/13 11:48我到底看了什麼?

kacaoy 05/13 11:50這他媽到底是三小 笑死

mhfo3035 05/13 11:51笑死

t1329kimo 05/13 11:51檸檬水好哭

watct5252 05/13 11:52LBJ不是 Rio宇都宮拉拉 嗎?

Wall62 05/13 11:52這什麼鬼.......

MK47 05/13 11:58這人到底吃了什麼XDDDDDDDD

tnpaul 05/13 11:59這好笑?連釋放小頭都要想到這些尼哥...嘔

s9x56666 05/13 12:01王桑覺得本命是像誰? XD

lickllll 05/13 12:05生活帶來您時檸檬做檸檬水

lickllll 05/13 12:06笑死Riley Reid居然會和龜龜連結

gp03dan 05/13 12:11跟日本連結會出事吧,大家想要最後看日本動作片聯

gp03dan 05/13 12:11想到NBA壯漢嗎…XD

ZaneTrout 05/13 12:16應該要有日本版的

palapalanhu 05/13 12:17XDDDDDDDDDDD

linus 05/13 12:18我到底看了

z5411 05/13 12:19果然談論到這種的 版上一片和樂融融

parnshan 05/13 12:19紅色光頭跟飛人是三小

reaman 05/13 12:20姆斯就比他快的沒他壯 比他壯的沒他快

stephenlin 05/13 12:21She literally had sax with a fan ....... XDDDDD

latine0404 05/13 12:22https://i.imgur.com/FFgthjf.jpg

hcder4126 05/13 12:26這篇文章該回什麼?

SundayPeople05/13 12:28

swingingbear05/13 12:32D是什麼意思

tedandjolin 05/13 12:37不懂美國AV..., 王桑可以來一篇嗎

c332008 05/13 12:38真心推Lena Paul,有夠實用

s9415154 05/13 12:38根本變相推薦文(?)

ronbaker 05/13 12:39敲碗日本版哈哈哈哈哈哈

Noxus 05/13 13:00三小啦

erosha 05/13 13:02這篇很有料

abc3268 05/13 13:02車速過快

wai0806 05/13 13:06eva elfie呢

blablalol 05/13 13:09XD

asia2505 05/13 13:11專業有趣

billyhuan 05/13 13:16回文吧王桑XDD

answermangtr05/13 13:20Mia跟坎特共通點:都被自己國家追殺

lwei781 05/13 13:28敲 台灣觀點版的

seanww 05/13 13:52很懂欸知道Lena Paul.她超巨,但演技…

wazabi 05/13 13:58專業講評!

linus 05/13 14:05我到底看了什麼?

shch 05/13 14:05靠背,Lena-Zion那篇太有才了…

KKyosuke 05/13 14:06D=Defence=D**K

STRO 05/13 14:11笑死,莫名其妙被推薦其他感興趣的事情了

NIKOGAKU 05/13 14:19欸 不是 這麼多人想在看到封面就想到NBA球星喔

NIKOGAKU 05/13 14:19你們會後悔的

Kidd0502 05/13 14:30比較少看歐美的 可惜沒有日本的

saturday556605/13 14:56三小

hsupohsiang 05/13 14:56開車啦

Hard1980 05/13 15:51王桑~

linisthebest05/13 16:34樓下王桑

tree748596 05/13 17:04kobe 大概是 august ames 吧

aegis80728 05/13 17:37車速太快了

laygoyolo 05/13 17:52登登應該是Jada Stevens吧 大屁股跟大屁股

Andriy6016 05/13 17:56八村大概是Melody Marks吧

reexamor 05/13 17:57Lana Rhodes沒裝〇〇前真的很棒棒

chenliu0716 05/13 18:10難得NBA版一片和諧、溫馨

law105 05/13 19:03檸檬水有在裡面啊

wpd 05/13 19:07完蛋了只知道Jonny Sins

s95115260 05/13 19:26這篇真的優

GP01 05/13 19:51啊咧,有誰快來發圖說明啊,日本的也比較一下啦~~

abc12689 05/13 19:59那jokic不就是桃乃木香奈,瘦下來都榜上有名

abc12689 05/13 20:00阿 抱歉 是橋本有菜

jimmytaipei 05/13 20:59奇怪的知識增加了。

ayuro 05/13 21:33Lena Paul超讚

raku 05/13 22:34我想只有MJ的是男優是因為He fxxked others

black55 05/13 23:23這篇今年最有趣

a509170123 05/14 00:21太努力了吧

ctes940008 05/14 00:36龜龜 笑死

xkiller1900 05/14 00:47王桑信口捻來,馬上一堆梗

philxiao 05/14 03:57沒人覺得全篇最慘的是Kyle Lowry嗎?!?!

philxiao 05/14 03:57其他人都是用比喻的,Lowry是直接身體特徵聯結XDDDD

MobyDick 05/14 08:32這是NBA版 等等好像可以

whhw 05/14 15:31笑死