Re: [閒聊] 吃媽媽的屍體時會想些什麼?
我看到幾個國外比較好笑的youtube留言。
This guy makes Grisha look like dad of the year.
這國王讓葛裏沙看起來像是年度模範父親
I bet none of Ymir's daughters were expecting their mother to be on the menu
today.
我賭沒有一位尤彌爾的女兒想到,媽媽會成為今天菜單上的品項。
我還不小心笑出來第二個地獄笑話
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請問要先打瑪雷呢?還是要繁衍子嗣呢?還是說……
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巨人基因算核污染嗎?這樣算核食嗎
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這會不會就是武漢肺炎起源啊
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