Re: [問卦] 嘴綠跟吉巴 多久會打起來?

※ 引述《bengowa (鞭狗蛙 舒服)》之銘言：
: 乳題啦
: 剛剛看到震撼消息
: Jimmy Butler 被交易到勇士
: 剛好跟嘴綠 Draymond Green同隊
: 這兩個
: 都氣氛大師
: 嘴綠更是有直接動手的經驗
: 我看 沒多久就要槓上了吧
: CC
: 這兩個多久會打起來啊
: 有無八卦?

在深入談這場交易之前，得先看今天的比賽結果：

（先是涉及熱火的，接著是涉及勇士的）

╭──────────────┬──────────────────────╮
│ARENA STATS │Heat │
├──────────────┤ ◢▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Arena: Wells Fargo Center │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│ Philadelphia │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ███▉ │
│Attendance: 19770 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Duration: 2:18 │ ███ ███▉ ███▉ │
├──────────────┼──────────────────────┤
│SCORING │ ◢▉ ███▉ ◢▉ │
├──────────────┤ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Lead Changes: 9 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Times Tied: 11 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ███ ███▉ ███ │
│ │ 76ers │
└──────────────┴──────────────────────┘
┌─────┬────────╥──────────────────────┐
│ │C. Kirkland ║ 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final│
│OFFICIALS │N. Sago ║Heat 29 33 24 22 108 │
│ │S. Jelks ║76ers 25 32 22 22 101 │
└═════╧════════╩══════════════════════┘

╭──────────────┬──────────────────────╮
│ARENA STATS │Warriors │
├──────────────┤ ◢▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Arena: Delta Center │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│ Salt Lake City │ ▉ ███▉ ███▉ │
│Attendance: 18175 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Duration: 2:27 │ ███ ███▉ ███▉ │
├──────────────┼──────────────────────┤
│SCORING │ ◢▉ ███▉ ◢▉ │
├──────────────┤ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
│Lead Changes: 24 │ ▉ ███▉ ▉ │
│Times Tied: 12 │ ▉ ▉ ▉ │
├──────────────┤ ███ ███▉ ███ │
│ │ Jazz │
└──────────────┴──────────────────────┘
┌─────┬────────╥──────────────────────┐
│ │B. Taylor ║ 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Final│
│OFFICIALS │P. Ransom ║Warriors 25 33 29 41 128 │
│ │J. Schroeder ║Jazz 28 28 31 44 131 │
└═════╧════════╩══════════════════════┘

接著再看美國論壇的評論：（先是交易部分，後接續約相關）

https://redd.it/1iiqkpj

NBA going crazy during Super Bowl week

超級碗週中的NBA 發瘋了

Dennis getting passed around like a blunt

德軟像是鈍器般被到處移轉

- Draymond and Jimmy on the same team, oh my lord

嘴綠和吉巴竟然在同一隊，天啊

Jimmy is about to charge 40 dollars per cup of coffee in San Francisco

吉巴要在舊金山賣一杯四十美元的咖啡了

Destroy the locker room Jimmy, they're not the suns

砸掉休息室吧吉巴，你去的不是太陽隊

Warriors panicked man

Edit: i dont think its too bad since Jimmy is better than Wiggs when he’s
locked in. But that’s a big IF

勇士急了

補充：我不覺得這交易來得太爛，畢竟在無雙狀態之下，吉巴表現得比圍巾更好。但這絕對只是在假設的前提下。

Draymond and Butler lol. That locker room will be totally fine

嘴綠和吉巴啊... 笑死。這休息室應該不會有事的

We are finally free from Jimmy Butler reports # freedom

終於從吉巴的乳摸中放出來了 ＃自由

This will fix the Warriors problems surely

相信這能解決勇士隊的問題

Draymond on his podcast literally today:

“My reaction, I’m a fan of the NBA,” Green said. “I’m a fan of
basketball, so a lot of these things I look at through a fan lens, not [as a
Warriors player]. This one in particular, when I saw this, I was just like ‘
Man, Jimmy’s got to be really careful,’ because you continue to lessen the
amount of teams that would be willing to take you on.

“At some point, [Heat president Pat Riley] may just say ‘At some point, I’
m just sending you to Toronto’ or something like that. So when I saw that, I
was like ‘Man, Jimmy’s got to be really careful’ ... because you could end
up without a market.”

Combined with the fact that Jimmy and his agent literally said he didn’t
want to go there lol I’m sure this will go great.

今天嘴綠在他的播客上說：

「我的反應是，我只是NBA 的粉絲，」格林說。「我是籃球的粉絲，所以很多這些事情我都是以粉絲的視角來看，而不是（作為勇士隊的球員）。尤其是這件事，當我看到這消息的時候，我會想，『天啊，吉巴真的得小心了，』因為你會不斷減少那些願意接納你的球隊數量。」

「在某個時刻，（熱火總管帕特・萊利）可能會說，『我到時候將把你送到多倫多（暴龍）』之類的。所以當我看到消息時，我開始想，『天啊，吉米得小心』……因為你最終可
能將無法得到任何球隊的青睞。」

再加上吉巴和他的經紀人直接說他不想去那裡，笑死，我相信這會很有趣。

https://redd.it/1iiqr80

$60 million a year is insane

六千萬美元的年薪真是瘋了

Lots of money for 37 year old Jimmy lmao

給三十七歲的吉巴如此多的錢，笑死

Proof that screaming and crying gets you what you want in life. Bro throws a
tantrum, gets suspended multiple times, and laughs his way to the bank for
$60m a year lmao

這證明了不斷哭鬧能讓你在生活中得償所願。發了脾氣、被多次禁賽後，還能笑著回來拿六千萬美元的年薪，笑死

Bro joined the team 7 minutes ago and already robbed them blind lol

90% of their moves since that last championship has been a complete disaster

七分鐘前才加入（勇士），然後就搶劫一空了。自上次奪得總冠軍以來，其中九成的舉動已經造成徹底的災難。

Lacob, what are you doing???
Edit: Not my team’s problem anymore. Have fun, Dubs bros.

拉科布，你在幹什麼？！

補充：這不再是我隊的問題了。勇士的老兄們，玩得開心點

- Jimmy Butler really won in the end, wow

Edit:

Jimmy: “YOU FUCKING NEED ME!”

Lacob: “Understandable, have a great day.”

吉巴其實是大贏家

補充：

吉巴 ：「你一定很需要我吧！」

拉科布：「明白了，祝你有個愉快的一天。」

目前看來，要搞氣氛，相信會在一開始先發後出現

只是以近來的表現而言，得先懷疑是否能堅持得住，且不會突然想到「放棄」二字，畢竟這一切太冒險了...

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