[問卦] 上聯：「粽盼親離」，下聯？

s820912gmail 06/14 13:05無套肛交

Nexpring 06/14 13:05重陽清明

TackoFall 06/14 13:05樓下被一群猛甲用哪招對付?

mario2000 06/14 13:06高端疫苗

Cha23Cha 06/14 13:06笑死

xiaoker1228 06/14 13:06NMSL

erik8866 06/14 13:065樓被肛

railwaytaiwa 06/14 13:06先推三樓當擋箭牌

zakijudelo 06/14 13:06同舟共忌

wgadv 06/14 13:06全家確診

judas666 06/14 13:06端午射精

hesashiaaron 06/14 13:07高端漲停

manlike 06/14 13:07綠共英文

keyman2 06/14 13:07同舟共祭

Qtrad 06/14 13:07粽盼親離 保持距離 大家念起來~

hcastray 06/14 13:08黃偉哲www

NinJa 06/14 13:08應該上聯 同島一命 下聯 粽盼親離

aivxg 06/14 13:08離應該是下聯

gn134679 06/14 13:08垃圾綠共

tim32142000 06/14 13:08民進黨贏

wp972160 06/14 13:08高端漲停

motan 06/14 13:09午門抄斬

powerworld21 06/14 13:09共島共祭

ramses0619 06/14 13:09同舟異命 橫批：沒有疫苗

vingfing 06/14 13:09只會公祭

powerworld21 06/14 13:09同島共祭

choco7 06/14 13:09粽望所歸

giaour 06/14 13:09天粽英瞑

DASHOCK 06/14 13:10同週公祭

CHELun 06/14 13:10粽共同路人

wensan 06/14 13:10取友弊端

pokiman 06/14 13:10笑歪了超智障

qqoooo 06/14 13:10妻離子散

ultraccs 06/14 13:11反粽保台

CD133 06/14 13:11偉折英息

freeclouds 06/14 13:11粽屎之地

DellSale999 06/14 13:12共路一條

godzillalala 06/14 13:12公祭女王

ilovebmw 06/14 13:12粽汪鎖龜

bigtoto 06/14 13:12燒粽即逝

Mulsanne 06/14 13:12明天公祭

kumalan0 06/14 13:13慎終追遠

phyBomber 06/14 13:13天天清明

leondemon 06/14 13:14英年找事

haha777 06/14 13:14綠色執政

jeabc2546 06/14 13:14粽花冥國

haha777 06/14 13:14校正回歸

s9234032 06/14 13:14同島沒命 橫批 高端漲停

mysterydream 06/14 13:14英年早逝

Solosea 06/14 13:15有死有中

cgser 06/14 13:15同黨一命

benza 06/14 13:15冤魂找鐘

GaryCrawford 06/14 13:15粽盼親離，粽所皆知

s175 06/14 13:15發財秘笈最後一句 六親不認，死路一條

aqsss 06/14 13:16北漂速離

cloudyst 06/14 13:17粽判親離 草菅人命，係鶴

conanhide 06/14 13:17草包國瑜

airline990 06/14 13:17三加十一

taiwan1789 06/14 13:17高端漲停

ken720331 06/14 13:18選舉第一

Siegfried921 06/14 13:18黨同伐異

loen 06/14 13:18英皇陰冥

onepiece3200 06/14 13:18安心上路，陰陽隔離 提早過清明

aheartcool 06/14 13:18笑死

rabbit83035 06/14 13:19旁邊烘乾

nonightcat 06/14 13:19餅(稟)性難移

apfalselife 06/14 13:19殺人償命

sss700304 06/14 13:20垃圾執政

gn01693664 06/14 13:20同島異命

zangetsu9006 06/14 13:20台灣價值

garcia 06/14 13:21超前部署

nbalook 06/14 13:21殺人償命

NDSLite 06/14 13:21鈔錢部屬

onejune 06/14 13:22謀財害命

watertree 06/14 13:22勿忘武漢

KJC1004 06/14 13:22媽的垃圾DPP

jasonnccu 06/14 13:23粽判親離 天粽英冥 高端漲停

moto000 06/14 13:24開除黨籍

FIN125 06/14 13:24粽望所歸

pcshgod 06/14 13:25https://youtu.be/yadOEU88wDg

flac 06/14 13:25同島異命

erichang 06/14 13:25草菅人命

snowbox 06/14 13:25綠共高端

vvnbear 06/14 13:26不可質疑

newAce 06/14 13:26英魂不散

bigredhood 06/14 13:26上下齊守

PlayPtt 06/14 13:27粽盼親離 疫苗沒離 橫批:您第幾類

snobbish 06/14 13:27國產不行

laihom0808 06/14 13:28粽望所歸，校正回歸

twhuang28 06/14 13:29綠蟑手淫

dysphagia 06/14 13:31 https://i.imgur.com/in9hPOO.jpg

ludada 06/14 13:33疫如既往

ajemtw 06/14 13:34二樓的重陽清明可以

stvc 06/14 13:35全家確診

thenewown 06/14 13:35疫起死去

JACKIAM 06/14 13:36三加十一

Siriusnota 06/14 13:37綠粉英靈

bezbol 06/14 13:37同舟共忌

pomelolawod 06/14 13:37這很眼球中央

DudeFromMars 06/14 13:40耗子尾汁

skywinner 06/14 13:40同黨一命

kauosong 06/14 13:40三閭大夫

groundhog328 06/14 13:40綠共發財

notneme159 06/14 13:41總所週知

earnformoney 06/14 13:42粽望所歸

ardidi 06/14 13:42明年祭你

TBOC 06/14 13:45蛋盡援絕

qmzoak 06/14 13:46高端跌停

sleepmilk 06/14 13:46無數亡靈

seou 06/14 13:47謀財害命

nba999999999 06/14 13:47同週共祭

qmzoak 06/14 13:48同祭陰靈

iamsocool 06/14 13:493+11

REMEMBERYAU 06/14 13:49三家死一

lzsb 06/14 13:52相信政府

straggler7 06/14 13:53呷好西瓜

scott032 06/14 13:54英瞑沈午

ringring 06/14 13:55疫散苗來

lzsb 06/14 13:55企洪桿啦

kyrieislove 06/14 13:55紅明顯 只剩1450

capcombio 06/14 13:56鬼島遺命

planetrock 06/14 13:57日日公祭 粽志成沈

chuanglk 06/14 13:57英朝地府

zen0307 06/14 13:58明哲保身

mewmew0221 06/14 13:58同週公祭

evilufox 06/14 13:59壹祀武陵

wulaw5566 06/14 13:59英靈去世

Somebody99 06/14 14:00Covid 19

Ooopoo 06/14 14:01清得捅你

tmuaircat 06/14 14:02壓苗助漲

svcc 06/14 14:02格式不對 0分

garcia 06/14 14:07437

sjr500 06/14 14:09匝道卡你

crazyanight 06/14 14:16為什麼對聯文上聯都不管平仄

abc55643 06/14 14:16謀財害命 眾叛親離

ctw01 06/14 14:17五漢廢言

lchief 06/14 14:17不是答了？ 粽盼親離 粽志成城

ptter 06/14 14:18七梨仔散

david520b 06/14 14:18墳上草綠

FncRookie001 06/14 14:23偉哲反了反了

kenichisun 06/14 14:25塔位預支

stvn2567 06/14 14:25粽所皆知

kyjita 06/14 14:27不是身敗名裂嗎

earthuncuttv 06/14 14:27同島共寄

source0209 06/14 14:31英文很慘了，中文更慘！

tbes 06/14 14:33幹你老母

alexbklin 06/14 14:39篩敗名裂 粽鎖皆知

Instru01 06/14 14:40http://i.imgur.com/CcQQkK1.jpg

ChoiceLife 06/14 14:41英皇萬歲

melo09288 06/14 14:41開除黨籍

blueweak 06/14 14:43下聯：白賊力量

tu1031 06/14 14:44來世等你

foolaround 06/14 14:45上：粽盼親離 下：子離妻散 橫：好

foolaround 06/14 14:45吃

alex00089 06/14 14:46叫朕回閨

maniac 06/14 15:05齁齁齁齁

becksue26 06/14 15:08天人永隔

chingming0 06/14 15:09粽盼親離，早晚隔離。

XXXXXXXXXD 06/14 15:14同週公祭 快笑死

vviiccttoorr 06/14 15:16千碑萬碑

taiwanlaws 06/14 15:19王者安息

maniac 06/14 15:19送回雲林

ice2240580 06/14 15:24粽盼親離 驅逐出境 同島不同命

gzliu 06/14 15:25陳時鐘停

snowdream 06/14 15:26粽判親離 你算老幾 橫批 姍葭漪漪

fgkor123 06/14 15:28豬生狗養

j341256 06/14 15:29開除黨籍

biggian 06/14 15:36林刀西郎

suesuesue88 06/14 16:12蟑螂死光

waitu0526 06/14 16:28疫情難救

ltytw 06/14 16:31側翼斷翼

aja1008 06/14 16:32北哭侯吉

susanna026 06/14 16:53寡不敵粽

zeroBB 06/14 17:021450

chun70889910 06/14 17:20民葬鄉里

PinkDr 06/14 17:31智賢愛你

bianlee 06/14 18:48裡外不一

Bujo 06/14 19:00幹破你娘

imtlow 06/14 19:29最會喊口號的黨

hmhk 06/14 19:47夏夕夏景

tenmay 06/14 21:12蛋立人亡

pttccbbs 06/14 21:24都說保持距離了

Mbappe10 06/14 22:39同舟共祭

beta0907 06/15 02:57垃圾綠共