[問卦] 如何證明女人是邪惡的?
Since you, as a male , need to spend
time and money on women. We have
(1) women = time x money
你身為男人,需要花錢與時間在女人身上
所以我們有第一式
(1) 女人 = 時間 X 金錢
We say that time is money, therefore
We have
(2) time = money
我們說時間就是金錢,所以我們有第二式
(2) 時間 = 金錢
By combining (1) and (2), we have
(3) women = money^2
藉著結合第一式與第二式,我們可以推導
第三式
(3) 女人 = 金錢^2
Since money is the root of all kinds
of evil, we have
(4) money = √all kinds of evil
因為金錢是所有罪惡的根,所以我們有第
四式。
(4) 金錢 = √所有的罪惡
Therefore, we have
women = √all kinds of evil ^2
所以我們可以推導出
女人 = √所有的罪惡^2
which is equivalent to
women = all kinds of evil
這就代表
女人 = 所有的罪惡
Q.E.D
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我知道是那一條啦,有點不太方便的條文,我不知道數學證明怎麼用 中文寫。大學根本不教用中文寫證明。 謝謝提醒
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