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[外絮] Teague:嘴綠勒住Rudy 比西門勒住KAT還糟?

看板NBA標題[外絮] Teague:嘴綠勒住Rudy 比西門勒住KAT還糟?作者
usnavyseal
(usmarine2008)
時間推噓35 推:35 噓:0 →:10

https://twitter.com/ClutchPoints/status/1727071983589085424
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ClutchPoints
https://streamable.com/m91iel

"Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking Karl-Anthony Towns?... Ben had
something else going on that day. I was like, 'You’re on your own KAT!'"
Jeff Teague on Draymond Green putting Rudy Gobert in a chokehold

「那比Ben Simmons勒住Karl-Anthony Towns還糟糕嗎?... 那天Ben力大無窮。」
我說,「你自己應付吧,KAT!」
Jeff Teague 比較Draymond Green勒住Rudy Gobert的事件。

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主持人1: Shout out to Draymond Green, man. Cause he acted a motherfucking
fool for no reason. And I appreciate it, man.
要向Draymond致意,那傢伙真的無緣無故地發瘋了。我真的很欣賞。

Teague: He got five games for that shit? I know he... shit, I'd be mad at
him, motherfucker.
他因為那事被禁賽五場?我知道他...哇,我要是他會瘋了,那個混蛋。

主持人2 : Like, It was no reason. He was literally going over there to break
the shit up.
沒道理啊,他本來就是過去要平息事態的。

主持人1: But did you see how he was throwing his arms up when he was doing
it? That's what made it funny.
但你有看到他在衝突中如何揮舞雙臂嗎?那才是搞笑的點。

Teague: Was that worse than Ben Simmons choking KAT(Karl Anthony Town)?
這比Simmons勒住KAT還糟嗎

主持人1: Nigga.
Teague: Nigga, KAT tapped out. 哥,KAT投降了。
大家一起笑:Yeah.

Teague: I ain't gonna never forget that. I was crying.
我永遠不會忘記那一幕。我當時笑死了。

主持人2 : You said KAT didn't want no smoke in that one.
你說當時的KAT不想捲入衝突中

主持人1對 Teague說 :I watched that video of you. You was grabbing him.
我看了影片。你當時是在抓著他。

Teague: I don't know what I was...I damn near hurt my... My pecs still ain't
been the same since that day, bro. I think I tore my pec, bro. My Ben Simmonshad... He had something else going on. I couldn't get him.
I was like, hey, yo, yo, KAT, you gotta figure that shit out.
我不知道我當時在...我的胸肌差點受傷...從那天起我的胸肌就沒恢復過來,兄弟。我覺得我胸肌撕裂了,兄弟。Ben Simmons那時候...他力大無窮。
我抓不住他。我就像,嘿,唷,唷,KAT,你得自己解決那個狀況。

I ain't gonna lie. I was so proud of KAT in that moment. I remember we got onthe bus. He was like, "I ain't no hoe. I ain't no hoe."
I feel you, motherfucker. You ain't no hoe.
He was like, “I swear to God. Like, he had me fucked up. I was about to
whoop his ass. I really was whooping his ass.“
我不會騙你。那時候我真的為KAT感到驕傲。我記得我們上了巴士,
他說,「我不是軟蛋。我不是軟蛋。」 我懂你,混蛋。你不是軟蛋。
他說,「我發誓,他真的把我惹毛了。我差點揍他。我真的要揍他。」


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Sessyoin 11/22 22:05帥版嘴綠

Luka7714 11/22 22:11西門的另外一隻手撐在地上根本沒鎖到吧

leedonsee 11/22 22:19怎麼看完還是覺得軟糖超軟 笑死

ZIDENS 11/22 22:19老實說這兩種鎖喉硬要講的話是業餘跟專業的差距

ZIDENS 11/22 22:19手放在脖子上就算太籠統了==

love1500274 11/22 22:19西門在軟糖耳邊吹氣

e8e88 11/22 22:22XDDDDDD軟糖拍地投降又被挖出來

k22941920 11/22 22:24西門從背後來

s925407 11/22 22:26西門這個不算鎖吧,另一隻手是抱在糖糖的胸口

MK47 11/22 22:34這個超好笑XDDD

e2167471 11/22 22:36拍地投降XDDDDDDD

ginopun1047711/22 22:39乾有夠好笑

Mikufans 11/22 22:45西門只是把KAT壓在地上而已

seemoon2000 11/22 22:45哈哈哈哈

BignoZe 11/22 22:45哈 西門得分

BignoZe 11/22 22:47不過西門只有一隻手架脖子 理論上掙脫的開 嘴綠那個

BignoZe 11/22 22:47雙手勒人的 真的一不小心就會出事

shargo 11/22 22:49可是西門把糖糖架在地上 危險性夠高吧

shargo 11/22 22:49

saladin1029 11/22 22:49嘴綠那種比較難掙脫

kaga1991 11/22 22:54西門那場是什麼大場面

Willkillall 11/22 22:54兩次都有KAT 兩次他都沒掙脫

kosakareina311/22 22:58西門比較帥

r491396076 11/22 22:58快笑死

Texsogood 11/22 22:59為啥軟糖的很好笑

IrvingKyrie 11/22 23:00西門跟軟糖在演戲吧..這兩個好朋友..

k952gfjk 11/22 23:02說好的勸架要抓隊友呢

Mikufans 11/22 23:10西門那次就鉛筆跟糖打架

Kazmier 11/22 23:22美國黑人都很挺嘴綠 也很討厭勾貝

Demia 11/22 23:24西門那場有看到,真WWE,看到糖糖拍地板投降我笑噴

cowbaya 11/22 23:27狗背人緣差 嘴綠人緣好

qoomilk 11/22 23:33程度差這麼多 他扯著走耶

NightElf 11/22 23:37不給投降的喔

d8731400 11/22 23:49西門不用聯盟禁賽吧 他自己會禁

Ydarvish 11/23 00:32西門跟糖不是麻吉嗎

saTUnotSATO 11/23 01:02美國黑人也挺BLM到處暴動搶劫啊

puro 11/23 01:40我不是軟蛋XD

lpmybig 11/23 06:53其實都很糟 但是嘴綠明顯比較壯

killuaz 11/23 07:38原來西門曾經這麼兇啊XD

Niubert 11/23 08:17慣犯加重罰很正常

abbei 11/23 08:17看來西門背部中了一箭前挺凶的

area8 11/23 10:09嘴綠是勒了之後還往後拖吧!這擺明更危險

deadair 11/23 10:38哈哈 幹嘛這樣XDD

cor1os 11/23 11:00差別是嘴綠不爽狗貝很久,西門跟軟糖關係沒這麼糟

s8900117 11/23 13:11西門那個感覺還好