[花邊] 陰謀論者:LBJ是光明會巫師 會招喚惡魔
來源: SportsRush
網址: https://tinyurl.com/y9e5ettk
‘LeBron James is an Illuminati wizard conjuring demons’ – Lakers star’s
chalk routine is a magic ritual according to right wing conspiracists
根據右翼陰謀論者 LBJ賽前灑止滑粉的儀式是魔法-「LBJ是光明會招喚惡魔的巫師」
A 3-month old video which claims LeBron James is an Illuminati wizard
conjuring demons is going viral once again at the start of the season.
一個3個月前的影片，宣稱LBJ是光明會招喚惡魔的巫師在NBA賽季開始後又再次瘋傳。
This video released when the Lakers were making short work of every opponent
they faced in the bubble playoffs. The handle in question is called Right
Wing Watch.
這影片是當湖人在泡泡圈打季後賽的時候出現，做這個影片的是推特用戶名字叫做RightWing Watch。
影片: https://twitter.com/i/status/1306958041062006785
截圖: https://imgur.com/fg9ZVWm.jpg
The video itself is so bad that it’s almost pathetic and you feel
sympathetic for whoever made it. Perhaps they didn’t even believe all the
stuff they were saying. At least what they said were certainly all real
words. Tune in if you want to have a few laughs for sure, it might brighten
your day.
這影片廢到笑，甚至讓人覺得為做這個影片的人感到同情，或許他們自己都不相信自己講的。至少他們講的話是人話啦。若是想笑一下的人可以去看一下影片，可能會讓你一天都很開心。
According to legends, the Bavarian Illuminati is an organization that
furthers the cause of scientific enlightenment. Many renowned scientists havebeen said to be members of the Illuminati.
根據傳說，巴伐利亞光明會是個啟發科學進步的團體，許多知名的科學家據說是光明會的成員。
However, whatever real, tangible and admissible proof that has been gleaned
reveals that it went defunct before the 19th century. Conspiracy theorists
believe, however, that they infiltrated the Freemason society and grew in
influence from there.
不過，不管是不是真的，一些周邊的證據顯示說這團體在19世紀前就解散了。不過陰謀論者認為光明會滲透到共濟會，繼續施展影響力。
They claim that the Illuminati now have people in place in every public
office in the West, and they pull the strings of the world’s geopolitics.
他們宣稱光明會在西方每個政府單位都有人，可以影響世界政經。
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真的廢到笑
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笑死，那KI是部落薩滿嗎
美國人的智商? 教育?
那個惡魔是不是都喜歡從後面 眉毛還長長的
可以打籃球打到歷史前三的光明會巫師 太屌了吧XDD
12/23 23:00
要不要乾脆說 因為LBJ進行那些儀式 所以他的耐戰度
跟球技才那麼強啊？
史蒂夫與戴夫的60級巫師
明明就是牧師，不要亂講
J三小
狗斯特
惡魔湖男
Illuminati confirmed
ki驅魔師 Vs 詹巫師 誰法力高啊
抓到了 母師是光明會的！
影片沒配X檔案的配樂 真是失敗
AD是剛晉升的大長老 JR是護法
是不是光明會不知道以後肯定是禿頭會
光明會指示姆斯挺拜登 抓到了
我知道 他還會在場上偷放法術幫隊友補血
幹真的耶 反正我智商低是信了
跟艾薇兒年輕時就過世 現在是替身的陰謀論比比皆是
這我知道，他們總部有一台命運紡織機
所以每場比賽前都要儀式招喚嗎？
是不是KI說的 那我信了
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆
==...
這種白癡言論，真的很卡哇伊
KI跟姆斯分手的原因，就因為他是麻瓜
原來如此 KI賽前真的在驅魔 大家可以回家喇~~~~~~
笑死
........什麼鬼
有這麼強他應該會召喚頭髮........
惡魔獅男
先找出姆斯的三角形再找惡魔啦
笑死
死靈法師吧
大家好我是老高 今天我們要講 LeBron James
抱腿抱到你作惡夢的惡魔
這是巧合嗎 我不這麼認為
LeBron James簡寫是LBJ LBJ剛好是三個字 這是巧合嗎
這是巧合嗎 我不這麼認為
LBJ又剛好待過騎士、熱火、湖人三支球隊 是的你再次
看到三這個數字了 這真的是巧合嗎 我不這麼認為
我同意樓上
合理
LBJ總冠軍大三元，生涯3冠（扣掉16年the跨不算）
祭品是頭髮
LBJ12/30號出生 1+2和3+0都是3 這是巧合嗎
召喚惡魔阿薩謝爾？
抓到 難怪可以打這麼久 原來會用巫術
光明會是天主教聖騎士團吧 怎會跟惡魔扯在一起
品腿惡魔
力敏體暴力法
SS召喚藍肥嗎
祭品是頭髮?
笑死幹 跟地平仔感覺差不多傻
天使與魔鬼 羅柏蘭登呢???
還在吹光明會...民主化後那些想掌權的家族都被抄了
有這麼厲害 來湖人第一年就不會傷這麼久了
難怪KI總是跟LBJ氣氛
LBJ背號23號 又是3 這真的是巧合嗎？
到底是召喚來生髮，還是牲髮來召喚？
廢到笑XDDDDD 話說廢到笑因為怎麼說？想學，在線等
james的m從中間分開來是兩個向下的c，c又是英文字母
中的3個字，此外m往左旋也是3，這是巧合嗎？我不這
麼認為
亂講 喇叭詹明明是狂戰士 哪裡是巫師
KI：我就知道！他果然是！
地獄七魔王召喚?
快笑死
先召喚頭髮看看
不要瞎掰好嗎
油土伯有題材了
...
真的會有人說共產黨的起源也是光明會...
不然你以為他為什麼打到現在還在巔峰
很像KI會說的話
老詹頭頂扣掉黑粉有3根頭髮，又是3.....
曇花都開了20年 不管你信不信 反正我是信了
刺客教頭?
KI用心良苦 燒草
滿有可能的 聯盟應該深入調查
KI那天在用防禦結界對吧
光明會 共濟會 這些秘密結社的成員都嘛是天龍人級
的血統 姆斯的出身哪有可能？
光明會不是白人創的嗎?3K白人會讓黑人入會?
有一說是對世界有影響力的人都會入會 所以老詹真被
邀請加入也不意外
我開始覺得中國有一天會贏美國了 哈哈哈哈
光明頂
不知道為什麼有bgm
老高與小茉
我信了
我信了
原來是葛葉姆斯~
很矛盾的是光明會是科學家創的，但卻又被說是巫師？
科學一度也被認為是巫術啊，總之我信了
魔鬼詹
姆斯：如果可以 我想召喚髮線
頭髮是力量的來源 犧牲頭髮換取不滅曇花 可以
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