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[花邊] 球迷:去年外界都說快艇能贏是因為KP受

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球迷:去年外界都說快艇能贏是因為KP受傷

The Los Angeles Clippers close out the Dallas Mavericks 126-111 in Game 7 be
hind Kawhi Leonard's 28/10/9/4 STL on .774 TS%

快艇以126比111擊敗了獨行俠,贏下搶七成功晉級,Kawhi砍下28分10籃板9助攻4抄截,真實投籃命中率高達77.4%。

Reddit鄉民:

Last year, people were wishing they could see a full series against the Clip
s with KP healthy. Welp, you got your wish

去年人們希望KP健康的情況下,和快艇打滿一輪系列賽。 好的,今年滿足你們了。

And thus, the title of "Playoff P" was handed down from Paul to Porzingis

從此,Playoff P的頭銜將從跑喬的轉移到KP。

BuT hE's NoT hEaLtHy NoW

但是KP他現在並不健康。

He’s not healthy in the head!

他頭腦不健康

People were saying the only reason the Clips won was because KP was injured.
This series has proven that it wouldn't have made a difference. The media n
eeds to stop calling him a unicorn. Dude sucks. 7'3" settling for 3 pointers
.

去年外界都在說快艇能贏獨行俠就是因為KP傷了,這輪系列賽證明結果還是一樣。 媒體不要再叫KP獨角獸了,這傢伙打得太爛了,成了7尺3的射手

Hey Mavs, would you care for a slightly used DeRozan for some picks and your
7'3" SG?

嘿獨行俠,你介意我們用九成新的DDR和你們換一些選秀籤,以及一位7尺3的得分後衛嗎?

What picks? We gave them all to NYK

還有什麼選秀籤?我們全部都給尼克了

Porzingis is paid more than Giannis. I think I've found your problem.

他拿的錢比字母哥還多,我想我發現獨行俠的問題所在了

Worse contract: Kristaps Porzingis or Kemba Walker?

那KP和Kemba,這兩個誰的合約最雷?

Most definitely Porzingis

肯定是KP

Seemed like a steal when Dallas got him.

當初獨行俠得到他的時候就像是偷來的一樣。

At least you have at least 5 more years of Luka.

起碼你們還能擁有東77至少5年的時間。

With 6:41 to go in the 3rd quarter, the Mavs had a 5-point lead. Over the ne
xt 10 minutes, they shot 3-17 from the floor, 0-6 from 3, missed both of the
ir free throw attempts, had 3 turnovers and got outscored 32-6.

Luke Kennard outscored the entire Mavs team during that span. The Mavs tried
to make a comeback but the hole was too big to dig out of. Man I feel sad r
ight now.

第三節還剩6分41秒的時候,獨行俠還有5分的領先優勢。 接下來的10分鐘裡,全隊投籃只有17中3,三分6中0,罰球全丟,還有3次失誤,被打了一波32比6。 期間快艇Kennar
d一個人的得分超過了獨行俠全隊,之後獨行俠再怎麼追分都無濟於事,挖的洞實在太大了。 兄弟們,我現在心情很失落。

That's our 3 years/ $45 million man

畢竟他是我們用3年4500萬簽下的人

Unrelated but Nicholas Batum looks like Tony Parker's next Pokemon evolution
.

離題一下,Batum長得就像是Tony Parker的進化型,就像寶可夢裡的那種進化一樣
https://i.imgur.com/xpHQWfR.jpg


rudy gobert is definitely the final evolution

那Gobert就是他們的最終進化型

Omg the only french nba players I can think of right now are Nic Batum, Rudy
Gobert,and Tony Parker. and honestly they could all pass as brothers, Lmao

我天啊,我能想得到的法籍球員只有Batum、Gobert和Parker,老實講,他們都長得很像親兄弟
https://i.imgur.com/XRMX4oV.jpg


94% of teams who lead 2-0 won the series

2比0領先的隊伍有94%最終贏下了系列賽。

Kawhi said "IM THAT 6% MOTHER FUCKER".

可愛:我就是那6% 媽的發科

And Kawhi did it to the bucks in 2019 too

2019年0比2逆轉公鹿的也是可愛。

Also the 5% to lose a 3-1 lead tho

同時可愛也是3比1被逆轉的那5%

kawhi after everybody was talking shit

可愛回應酸民的方式
https://i.imgur.com/AxuZPNf.jpg


https://reurl.cc/9r5dYX


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qwe12133 06/08 00:01美國鄉民有梗

gto731216 06/08 00:01推可愛

jyekid 06/08 00:01小牛的籤最快要到2027的樣子

dog29635841 06/08 00:02最終進化XDDD 有夠靠北

yuran 06/08 00:03有酸有推

LA8221 06/08 00:05完全沒籤,真慘

ffencer 06/08 00:05借圖https://i.imgur.com/6MGheRW.jpg

a11011788 06/08 00:06進化笑死

ups 06/08 00:10頭腦不健康笑死

sfh20230 06/08 00:10這毒藥可以讓小牛落賽幾年

takechance 06/08 00:12KP跟77打法相衝突,建議換射手和禁區苦工

takechance 06/08 00:12我認為KP應該交易掉,打法就不合啊

gn00152097 06/08 00:13去年真的是因為KP受傷 去年KP季後賽三圍很誇張

takechance 06/08 00:14KP交易價值還是很高,不用擔心

gn00152097 06/08 00:14去年KP季後賽有效命中率是6成4 三分命中率5成3

gn00152097 06/08 00:14場均可以進3顆3分

cococheng2 06/08 00:15kp就骰子 進攻手段又沒變 只是進跟不進而已

shany4ebeba 06/08 00:16中間跑去討論法籍長相那段笑死

gn00152097 06/08 00:17骰子可以骰到去年有效命中率6成4今年5成3 那骰子還

gn00152097 06/08 00:17蠻好中的

jyekid 06/08 00:18那就繼續留著用呀

gn00152097 06/08 00:18小犢是要繼續留著用啊 只有季後賽迷在喊燒而已

sd09090 06/08 00:19

rtka 06/08 00:24寶可夢進化XD

god2 06/08 00:26KP既然有交易價值表示很能打吧,那就留啊

god2 06/08 00:26超棒的繼續磨合獨行俠肯定總冠軍

MK47 06/08 00:27KP的PTT推文很像前幾天 Kuzama下面的推文 核心思想

MK47 06/08 00:27都oo迷覺得"已經很好了 是p迷就不會嫌棄" XDDD

supercam1 06/08 00:28這篇好笑推

lsslz 06/08 00:29感覺77比較適合當初火箭雙核戰術 雙星輪流單打加一

lsslz 06/08 00:29票等球射手 KP真的超不搭

joshnash 06/08 00:31IM THAT 6% MOTHER FUCKER

linearppt 06/08 00:34我就是那6%,淦! 說的太好了

E6089 06/08 00:37好笑

cookiey 06/08 00:4911樓圖笑死

sorrry30000 06/08 00:50我就是那6%,媽的法科,笑死

matsuwu 06/08 01:10法國人怎麼躺著中槍hahahaha 超好笑

hiphopboy7 06/08 01:11那個離題也太好笑了

sky77725 06/08 01:11kp單獨比較強,跟白鬍子不搭

supercam1 06/08 01:21上面斷句都錯了 馬德法科就是指可愛自己(意指屌人

supercam1 06/08 01:21之類 這邊並不是淦的用法

GhostFather 06/08 01:22頭腦不健康XDDDDDD

takoQAQ 06/08 01:27進化好好笑

kelvintube 06/08 01:30可愛用中指蓋火鍋是真的嗎?

creative 06/08 01:32是真的

Lonely85poly06/08 01:33https://i.imgur.com/viC0Qeh.jpg

Lonely85poly06/08 01:33yt留言笑死

ImMACACO 06/08 01:38Pandemic P XDD

vgil 06/08 01:50寶可夢進化XD

gp03dan 06/08 02:01進化超好笑

chouvincent 06/08 02:05法國球員還真的很像欸

pkajames 06/08 02:14寶可夢進化 XDDDD

SpursTony09 06/08 02:21乾 我以前就覺得這3個法國人長很像

andyroro2 06/08 02:2977要配吃餅型的禁區+一堆射手吧

andyroro2 06/08 02:29嗯?跟當年鬍子87%像

kkjjkkjj 06/08 02:37戰術地位不高啊

baiweilo 06/08 02:56進化看到圖笑死 童年回憶呀

inschool 06/08 03:10離題超好笑XD

karoshi 06/08 03:36笑死

a509170123 06/08 04:30神奇寶貝進化xD

articlebear 06/08 06:33Batum跟Parker那張笑死 XDD

turkiali01 06/08 06:48領比字母哥多 想必數據貢獻一定比字母哥還要好

kurenaiz 06/08 06:51靠 有夠像的啦XDDD

Foreveryears06/08 07:20離題超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

GodisTaiwan 06/08 07:47哈哈哈 有梗

kaede0711 06/08 07:51進化那個有夠靠北 超好笑

hsin8535 06/08 08:04batum是parker的進化 笑死

nadleeh 06/08 09:15playoff p

ecstasy 06/09 00:10最後一張圖好好笑