[花邊] 球迷：去年外界都說快艇能贏是因為KP受

球迷：去年外界都說快艇能贏是因為KP受傷

The Los Angeles Clippers close out the Dallas Mavericks 126-111 in Game 7 be
hind Kawhi Leonard's 28/10/9/4 STL on .774 TS%

快艇以126比111擊敗了獨行俠，贏下搶七成功晉級，Kawhi砍下28分10籃板9助攻4抄截，真實投籃命中率高達77.4%。

Reddit鄉民：

Last year, people were wishing they could see a full series against the Clip
s with KP healthy. Welp, you got your wish

去年人們希望KP健康的情況下，和快艇打滿一輪系列賽。 好的，今年滿足你們了。

And thus, the title of "Playoff P" was handed down from Paul to Porzingis

從此，Playoff P的頭銜將從跑喬的轉移到KP。

BuT hE's NoT hEaLtHy NoW

但是KP他現在並不健康。

He’s not healthy in the head!

他頭腦不健康

People were saying the only reason the Clips won was because KP was injured.
This series has proven that it wouldn't have made a difference. The media n
eeds to stop calling him a unicorn. Dude sucks. 7'3" settling for 3 pointers
.

去年外界都在說快艇能贏獨行俠就是因為KP傷了，這輪系列賽證明結果還是一樣。 媒體不要再叫KP獨角獸了，這傢伙打得太爛了，成了7尺3的射手

Hey Mavs, would you care for a slightly used DeRozan for some picks and your
7'3" SG?

嘿獨行俠，你介意我們用九成新的DDR和你們換一些選秀籤，以及一位7尺3的得分後衛嗎？

What picks? We gave them all to NYK

還有什麼選秀籤？我們全部都給尼克了

Porzingis is paid more than Giannis. I think I've found your problem.

他拿的錢比字母哥還多，我想我發現獨行俠的問題所在了

Worse contract: Kristaps Porzingis or Kemba Walker?

那KP和Kemba，這兩個誰的合約最雷？

Most definitely Porzingis

肯定是KP

Seemed like a steal when Dallas got him.

當初獨行俠得到他的時候就像是偷來的一樣。

At least you have at least 5 more years of Luka.

起碼你們還能擁有東77至少5年的時間。

With 6:41 to go in the 3rd quarter, the Mavs had a 5-point lead. Over the ne
xt 10 minutes, they shot 3-17 from the floor, 0-6 from 3, missed both of the
ir free throw attempts, had 3 turnovers and got outscored 32-6.

Luke Kennard outscored the entire Mavs team during that span. The Mavs tried
to make a comeback but the hole was too big to dig out of. Man I feel sad r
ight now.

第三節還剩6分41秒的時候，獨行俠還有5分的領先優勢。 接下來的10分鐘裡，全隊投籃只有17中3，三分6中0，罰球全丟，還有3次失誤，被打了一波32比6。 期間快艇Kennar
d一個人的得分超過了獨行俠全隊，之後獨行俠再怎麼追分都無濟於事，挖的洞實在太大了。 兄弟們，我現在心情很失落。

That's our 3 years/ $45 million man

畢竟他是我們用3年4500萬簽下的人

Unrelated but Nicholas Batum looks like Tony Parker's next Pokemon evolution
.

離題一下，Batum長得就像是Tony Parker的進化型，就像寶可夢裡的那種進化一樣
https://i.imgur.com/xpHQWfR.jpg

那Gobert就是他們的最終進化型

Omg the only french nba players I can think of right now are Nic Batum, Rudy
Gobert,and Tony Parker. and honestly they could all pass as brothers, Lmao

我天啊，我能想得到的法籍球員只有Batum、Gobert和Parker，老實講，他們都長得很像親兄弟
https://i.imgur.com/XRMX4oV.jpg

2比0領先的隊伍有94%最終贏下了系列賽。

Kawhi said "IM THAT 6% MOTHER FUCKER".

可愛：我就是那6% 媽的發科

And Kawhi did it to the bucks in 2019 too

2019年0比2逆轉公鹿的也是可愛。

Also the 5% to lose a 3-1 lead tho

同時可愛也是3比1被逆轉的那5%

kawhi after everybody was talking shit

可愛回應酸民的方式
https://i.imgur.com/AxuZPNf.jpg

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