[閒聊] 人型蟑螂

如題

過街蟑螂，人人喊打

假屎有一天蟑螂人型化
不是狗狗或貓貓變成人類
變成狗耳人或貓耳人
而是蟑螂

蟑螂變成一個大帥哥
有臉有身材
身高180up 30 cm
但沒錢
能力是很會吃
也能消化廚餘跟垃圾
還能跟蟑螂溝通
吃狗糧貓糧都能生存也不會拉肚子
也能跟蟑螂一樣飛簷走壁（手上有細刺毛
但背後有兩片蟑螂翅膀
頭上有兩根蟑螂鬚
這樣的人型蟑螂女孩兒能接受咪？？
https://i.imgur.com/VWVVusq.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/e3LImfD.jpg

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The sound of trees lied, the leaves were woven into a fishing net, and the
fountain was lush, blocking the sun.
　　Wander at the thick root, choose right and left, diffuse and fall,
nowhere to stand.

　　The cicada moaning all day long, resembling the sun's eyeballs, resides

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