[請益] 神聖電視台裡的笑話啥意思
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Jessica Chastain跟蜘蛛人演的「神聖電視台」
裡面有個笑話:
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
痲瘋病人會對妓女說啥?
Keep the tip.
小費你留著
484有雙關?
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這個笑點似乎是因為病徵身體部位會脫落,所以應該是
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雙關下面某器官的tip有可能會留在裡面...
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也有個比較地獄的說法是痲瘋病會傳染給妓女
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有get到了,蠻噁的XDD
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要妓女之後小心 (tip=尖端=痲瘋病的肉芽腫)
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超噁心 超暗黑 XD
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這段真的是有顯示出角色的本質
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[問卦] 神聖電視台裡的笑話啥意思正在看Jessica Chastain跟蜘蛛人演的「神聖電視台」 裡面有個笑話: What did the leper say to the prostitute? 痲瘋病人會對妓女說啥? Keep the tip.