Re: [新聞] 禁「LGBTQ與狗」、平胸必修國防課 台大經

1. 非應屆生禁止進入系學會
2. LGBTQ 與狗不得在會中辦打傳說對決
3. 移除監視器、減少會辦抽菸取締次數
4. 原住民、僑生、體育生入學名額減少
5. A罩杯以下女生國防必修2學分
6. ㄐㄐ10公分以下要上家政課
7. 大四畢業母胎單身進行結紮手術
8. 和牛列為海底撈必點項目,未點者勒令退學
9. 女生微積分強制穿高中制服上課
10. 住宿者大二第一志願選城中
11. 迎新宿營男女混住
12. 欠錢不還超過一個月剁手指
13. 三一者強制退學
14. 加設刷卡權限,BMI 20以上禁止搭乘電梯
15. 舞會處男禁止報名,處女強制參加
16. 禁止系上同學與職業軍人交往

1. Non-graduating students are prohibited from joining departmental
associations.
2. LGBTQ individuals and dogs are not allowed to organize Legends of the
Storm tournaments within the association.
3. Remove surveillance cameras and reduce the number of smoking crackdowns
during meetings.
4. Reduce the admission quota for indigenous students, overseas Chinese
students, and student athletes.
5. Female students with cup sizes below A must take 2 credits of mandatory
national defense classes.
6. Students below 10 centimeters in height must take home economics classes.
7. Graduating seniors must undergo sterilization surgery if they remain
single.
8. Kobe beef is designated as a must-order item at Hai Di Lao. Failure to
order will result in expulsion.
9. Female students are required to wear high school uniforms during calculus
classes.
10.Sophomore students living on campus must select city-central as their first choice for housing.
11.Orientation camps will have mixed-gender accommodations.
12.Failure to repay debts within one month will result in finger amputation.
13.Offenders of plagiarism will be expelled.
14.Implement card access controls; individuals with a BMI over 20 are
prohibited from using elevators.
15.Virgin males are prohibited from signing up for dances, while virgin
females are required to participate.
16.Students within the department are prohibited from engaging in
relationships with professional military personnel.

應該是 半開玩笑 半真希望這樣做

--