Re: [爆卦] 東77要去湖人啦！

※ 引述《Sapporo5566 (Sapporo)》之銘言：
: 看緯來體育看到一半
: 主播說的，包括達拉斯的記者也有發文
: 而AD要去小牛？
: 數字版鍵盤MJ們怎麼看？
: 好誇張，怎麼老闆會肯把77放走？

有說法是指要清薪資（畢竟傷太久無法回本）

但目前尚不清楚Anthony Davis 的最終下家是否確實為獨行俠、其餘最終細節也尚未敲定（有傳聞指會擴大交易）...

不過提一提 Reddit 鄉民的評論：（隨機抽選）

https://redd.it/1ifpz94

AD : We need a Center
Pelinka : ???
AD : I said, we need a center
Pelinka : Okay... gimme a sec

AD：我們需要一位中鋒
佩林卡：（蛤？）
AD：我說，我們需要一位中鋒
佩林卡：好... 給我一秒鐘

28 other GMs just found out Luka was available

另外二十八位總管才剛發現77是可以被交易的。

- Maybe 29. Lakers probably can’t believe the trade is real either

也有可能是二十九。湖人大概不敢相信這交易是真實的。

Anyone would get laughed the fuck out of here for proposing this

任何人都有可能會因為這提案而笑破肚皮

This might be the craziest trade in NBA history and it was posted one minute
ago.

這有可能是NBA歷史上最瘋狂的交易，且才剛在一分鐘前發出而已。

Excuse me, what in the absolute fuck?

不好意思，這搞什麼鬼？

This a generational hack cuz WTF IS THIS???!!!! LUKA IN YELLOW AND AD IN
BLUE???

這真是天大的駭入，什麼意思來著？77穿黃衣（湖人隊衣）、AD穿藍衣（小牛隊衣）？

- This has to be hacked. Has to be. The Mavericks would be absolute fucking
idiots to do this.

Edit: He’s not hacked. What the fuck.

這一定是被駭的結果，肯定是。獨行俠要這樣做，未免太傻了。

更正：他（指記者）沒有被駭，我的天啊。

fuck outta here. No way this can be real. No way you trade a top 5 player if
you dont have to

ESPN just tweeted it. WTF. fire everyone in Dallas

幹，這不可能是真的。

If this is real the Mavs need to be investigated because this is maybe the
worst deal in NBA history

如果這是真的，獨行俠需要（被聯盟）調查，因為這有可能是史上最爛的交易。

Is Luka about to be deported by trump and the mavs are just getting ahead of
it?

77是要被川普遣送出境了，所以獨行俠才要超前部署嗎？

This has been corroborated by multiple other reporters.

這已經被多位記者證實了。

Just cannot be true. It’s the biggest in history if it is. But seriously
just waiting for the hack tweet that follows.

這不可能是真的。如果是真的，這將是歷史上最大的。但講真的，先等看下來是否有被駭入的貼文。

Damn the lakers wanna win in Bronny’s prime badly

該死的，湖人想要在小詹的黃金期中即勝

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST TRADE IVE EVER SEEN?? WE KNEW THE RUMORS OF LUKA TO LA
BUT IN A TRADE FOR AD??? WHAT IS HAPPENING

這是我看過最瘋狂的交易吧？我們知道77想去洛杉磯的傳聞，但如今冒出是要換AD？！發生什麼事了？

This trade doesn't make sense to me. Why would the Mavs trade the 25 year oldcenterpiece of their franchise for an even though still very good player,
Davis is 32 and injury prone. Also leaves the Lakers with like no bigs and
both Luka and LeBron like to handle the rock.

這交易根本說不通。為何獨行俠會將一位二十五歲的球隊核心交易出去，並換來雖說表現上是還好，但已經三十二歲且更具有受傷風險的AD？這也讓湖人隊幾乎顯得沒有大個子球員，而77和LBJ都像是需要處理難題的球員。

Only make sense if Doncic being deported.

只有在77被遣送出境後才顯得有理。

https://redd.it/1ifqbr2

Kings fans feeling alot better now that a second THIRD team fumbled Luka
(刪除線)

國王球迷感覺好多了，畢竟有第三隊匆忙拿到了77。

So the Mavs just did this for the love of the game

所以獨行俠為了展現對比賽的熱誠才這樣做

Dallas is going to regret this for eternity

獨行俠將永遠後悔（這筆交易）

This is way worse then. Having issues with Lukas durability and trading him
for a guy 7 years older with the same issue is mind boggling bad

這顯得更糟了。明知77的持續力已經有問題了，然後竟然換來一位比他大七歲、且有相似問題的球員，這真是令人難以置信。

didn't ask for a trade??????? tf are the mavs doing

沒有尋求吹密？獨行俠到底在幹嘛？

https://redd.it/1ifqc1w

The Mavs really called him fat and traded him oh my God.

獨行俠真的說他胖，然後把他交易出去。我的天啊。

Has anyone ever been traded in their prime after just taking their team to
the FINALS?

This is insane, this is the kind of trade you make in 2k and then roll your
eyes at the CPU accepting it lmao

有人在帶隊闖進總冠軍賽後，在還處於黃金期的時候被交易掉的嗎？這真的瘋了，正常情況下只會在 NBA2K 的環境中發生，還要盯著看電腦是否接受，笑死

- This is like one of those joke trades you see laker fans make that everyone laughs at

Idk how it actually happened

這是其中一部分湖人球迷會開的交易笑話 但我不知道到底怎樣發生的

all of this to distract from the fact that the blazers have won 7 out of 8

這是為了分散拓荒者在過去八次交手中，贏了七次的事實

“Luka such a fatty”

Mavs gm after luka takes them to the finals

「77是個胖子」

獨行俠總管在77帶隊闖進總冠軍賽後的言論

Dirk Nowitzki deserves the title of GOAT for actually winning a Championship
for this absolute unserious franchise

司機因為能協助這個不嚴謹的球團帶進總冠軍賽，而值得「山羊」（史上最偉大球員）的美名

They really acting like he Zion or Embiid

他們表現得很想楊懷樂或者鉛筆

不管怎樣看，說「驚天交易」不會太過分

畢竟在沒有徵兆（乳摸）的情況下，能橫世冒出這筆交易，這不可能說得上沒問題，且其他總管也想一探究竟了...

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