[閒聊] 最喜歡臺語的哪句諺語？

elfeana06/13 15:56養老鼠咬布袋

elfeana06/13 15:57見笑轉生氣

hua82879706/13 15:57咩

sodahaini06/13 15:58別人的小孩死不完

O30006/13 15:58幹OO

O30006/13 15:59龜OO火

O30006/13 16:00^(*￣ (oo)￣)^

O30006/13 16:03假龜記拜ㄑㄧㄨˇ陶

beerbelly06/13 16:07歹年冬厚囂人

O30006/13 16:12https://i.imgur.com/zUIvGJi.jpg

O30006/13 16:13https://i.imgur.com/pt6C4AY.jpg

zzhhanhan06/13 16:13嘔三百你是不是開始放飛自我了

kimura070106/13 16:18寵豬舉灶，寵子不孝

jameshcm06/13 16:18漚梨仔假蘋果

O30006/13 16:20一兼二顧，摸蜊仔兼洗褲

O30006/13 16:21你PO過了 ：(

kimura070106/13 16:23對不起 推回來

kuijun22806/13 16:24矮人爬牆

halloween0006/13 16:24龜笑鱉無尾

O30006/13 16:26習ㄍㄧ賣賣啦

O30006/13 16:26啥泥幾輪hold賣照輪

l90lT06/13 16:26戲棚下站就了，腳就會酸

jessieL06/13 16:28搖擺謀落魄的久

O30006/13 16:28喔喔樓上這句我超愛 國小都拿來跟同學吵架

kuijun22806/13 16:29垂死病中驚坐起 笑問客從何處來

Pheromone06/13 16:32歹年冬，搞蕭郎

bamboopole06/13 16:32囂張沒有落魄的久 才對吧

bamboopole06/13 16:32搖擺是什麼= =

bamboopole06/13 16:34囂俳無落魄的久（剛剛去查的）

O30006/13 16:36小zz我沒有：( 我是要說幹什麼和龜爸豆火 嗚嗚嗚

ACerol06/13 16:42喊水會結凍

aamomi06/13 16:43歐乾啊ㄉㄟ島U

jessieL06/13 16:46因為我懶得打注音ㄏㄧㄠˊ擺

a3026922806/13 16:48林北但哩

rie77906/13 16:48種不阿生菜瓜,有種喜感

ffooxx06/13 16:48別人在吃麵，你在喊燙XD

leoyang77706/13 16:52嚴官府出厚賊

chia2352006/13 16:57龜笑鱉無尾、鱉笑龜頭短短、獅看牛牛會拍謝、牛問獅你

chia2352006/13 16:57娘咧

chuck103006/13 17:03嘴念經、手摸拎，咖踏查某間

brock466106/13 17:14黑龍轉桌

facatess06/13 17:14吃乎系咖贏系謀吃

s895543906/13 17:14提籃假燒金

leo082306/13 17:16生食都不夠 那有通曝乾

Cerebro06/13 17:17腰束 奶澎 咖稱頂叩叩

leechang101106/13 17:17看貓沒點

cccwit06/13 17:18睏前山盟海誓 睏過拍謝拍謝 (誤

jennifer455106/13 17:18人那衰，種瓠仔生菜瓜

cccwit06/13 17:20吃飯皇帝大 煮飯火氣大(認真

Samiou06/13 17:21懶叫比雞腿

zzhhanhan06/13 17:23好多留言好好笑xD

chigo52006/13 17:24x你娘機x

emma761106/13 17:25生雞蛋的沒，棒雞屎的一大堆

alan8351606/13 17:25歹際嗯係像你憨人想欸加尼甘單

sparrowtan06/13 17:26牛舌對馬懶 等於華語的牛頭不對馬嘴 XDD

shane082906/13 17:27老猛老夠A甭投刀，吞槍機逃

sucherng06/13 17:31雞仔腸鳥仔肚

sirenita06/13 17:34種不啊生菜龜+1

offstage06/13 17:35某嘿冽咖撐丟麥呷嘿冽烙塞油阿

peggyting06/13 17:36軟土深掘

uvuu7740906/13 17:37豬條在戲棚下 聽久也會吹喇叭

jetaime85106/13 17:37出ki甘那某ki 鄧來親像抾丟

juneyjs06/13 17:38甲米姆災米價

recoody06/13 17:38暗頭啊呷西瓜

yuxuanlin22006/13 17:39阿嬤秀秀～

nuggets091606/13 17:39生雞卵謀啦 棒雞屎唔啦

llii3315706/13 17:39怕斷手骨，顛倒勇～

crazyjason2306/13 17:41阿婆生仔，真拼啦！

j741959506/13 17:42狼呆跨暝丟災

adc906606/13 17:44現煮時

unidentified06/13 17:45嘸ㄏㄧˋ勒卡稱丟賣假ㄏㄧˋ勒下ㄧㄜˋ（沒那個屁股

unidentified06/13 17:45就別吃那個瀉藥）

incbixcrazy06/13 17:45小孩偷搬葫

chienyu200106/13 17:46幹你娘

oops199506/13 17:55乞丐趕廟公

Yeslol06/13 17:56我幹天 幹地 幹命運 幹社會 你又不是我老爸你管我這麼多？

coffee199006/13 17:58天公疼憨人

yvonneXD06/13 17:58不會行船嫌溪矮

coffee199006/13 17:59再傻的人 都有老天爺疼愛

rie77906/13 18:02又想起一句,好運的得時鐘,拍運的得龍眼(台語音寫不出來)

ru89906/13 18:03慢牛厚屎尿

ap555247706/13 18:03吃麵都沒在喊熱了

yeszack06/13 18:06蒼蠅摔落肉燥鼎 滷死

gimi5071706/13 18:07衰的像梨子

junkiewang06/13 18:09講到你懂、鬍鬚都打結

charm11006/13 18:09蓋頭鰻不知死活、甲乎系卡贏系謀甲

lkokoannie06/13 18:10呷爹、睏爹、吭塞ㄎㄧㄚ

a86cjp606/13 18:10里洗目幾扣芋仔韓吉、垃圾吃垃圾大

noor06/13 18:11趴咧趴咧咖每丟慶(天天開心學的)

LCWA103A06/13 18:13奧來啊ㄍㄟ捧夠

q22w06/13 18:14師公仔聖杯

mica00206/13 18:15說一畚箕，做沒一湯匙

AJhe092406/13 18:16聽你咧放風吹(聽你在放風箏)

Kylol06/13 18:18拎兜誒囝仔放屁就正在大，阮兜誒囝仔放屁就腸在爛

zxc091306/13 18:18林ㄗㄨㄢㄍㄟ隆soga啦

echoo06/13 18:18憨慢駛船卻唸溪彎

kissung06/13 18:20啊彌陀佛

fox4011406/13 18:22鱉笑龜頭短那個真的超好笑

abcyting06/13 18:23一代親 二代表 三代散了了

donboonic06/13 18:23來去菜市仔看黑人吃水果

occhialiwang06/13 18:25某係累卡撐賣甲係累洩藥

merocyan06/13 18:27烏罐子裝豆油

merocyan06/13 18:28惦惦吃三碗公

blackkeys06/13 18:32沒這個卡車 就不要吃這個瀉藥

rick630406/13 18:32內行買大罐

yuvery3806/13 18:39吃快弄破碗

kusou86el06/13 18:39美送 牽拖厝邊

tifosi512m06/13 18:39一枝草一點露

skana06/13 18:39細漢偷挽瓠 大漢偷牽牛

yeeting06/13 18:39大人爬起 囝仔佔椅

yeeting06/13 18:40看戲說台灣可以學很多諺語XD

nakinight06/13 18:41哩喜勒衝殺小

yeeting06/13 18:42袂生牽拖厝邊

sadtoe06/13 18:43三小 丟高遮

bigflyqq06/13 18:47貓猴閉無蚊，母湯騎牛去北港

howtz06/13 18:48矮人過溪，堵爛

howtz06/13 18:48不會游，遷拖懶趴大球

Sinchiest06/13 18:52蕃薯毋驚落塗瀾，只求枝葉代代湠

currygaygay06/13 18:53阿罵夠頃黛安芬

comboking06/13 18:55嘴念經手摸伶

a11707806/13 18:57殺人放火金腰帶，修橋補路無屍骸。

KevinJay06/13 19:01生雞蛋無，放鳥屎有

hoyamichelle06/13 19:04見笑轉生氣

q2013606/13 19:07我那系咩送

jamesvc1506/13 19:15和ㄎㄧˋ生財

jamesvc1506/13 19:15ㄍㄟˋ氣修台

st89135506/13 19:15港款丟不港師傅

nelson2022906/13 19:20少年噴過溪，老年滴到鞋

Ruri206/13 19:23人謀三兩重，老說五斤話

ozzyrhoads06/13 19:24林北假慶奔蛋哩

plokmion06/13 19:27休督欸丟啦

zxc202706/13 19:28朗阿呆， 跨敏丟災

qqpp05006/13 19:33看貓沒點

LeftistV06/13 19:35腳踩馬屎扮官勢

LeftistV06/13 19:37咖打馬賽扮官勢（供不會台語者參考讀音）

NIKE7473106/13 19:38應該是「少年噴過山，老來滴腳盤」

cungcung1506/13 19:40囡仔人卡稱三背會（小孩屁股三把火？）

guohua093106/13 19:51褲底ㄉㄟˇ 針 賭懶

JC8306/13 19:55塞拎旯R

doki3806/13 20:05賽擠咖卡稱加欲棒

beautyqu06/13 20:05爛梨還裝好蘋果

elfeana06/13 20:05昏逃賣軟蛋

nac106/13 20:17供嘎驚死人 做嘎笑死人

frank070706/13 20:18ㄙㄟ給能棒給賽某欸

qqq589000306/13 20:21生雞蛋沒有 放雞屎一大堆

kobe778507506/13 20:22摸奶仔兼內褲

jim81070306/13 20:26無毛雞 假大格

kobe778507506/13 20:27林杯蛋粒

Ghostchaos06/13 20:28甲霸挖么

inooka06/13 20:28別人交ㄟ朋友係關公劉備，你交的攏系林投竹刺

jasonae8606/13 20:29麻雀雖小，武藏小次郎

leo1992081106/13 20:31我老公說：戲棚下站久就是你的了

Shaqui11e06/13 20:34如果非要給這愛加一個期限的話 我希望是一萬年

anni413406/13 20:37美頗ㄍㄟ頗

arkman06/13 20:39袂泅牽拖囊葩大球

arkman06/13 20:43未生，母湯笑郎囝枵，未娶，母湯笑郎某嬲

Derriclc06/13 20:44歹年冬，搞蕭郎

arkman06/13 20:45惦惦呷三碗公

kobe778507506/13 20:46我老婆常對我說一句諺語：大牛比較懶

Mryuan06/13 20:47你北但你

wind706506/13 20:48閃閃閃 撞到無負責（？

Pcinereus06/13 20:49林拉阿欸（不知道台語

daydaysad06/13 20:50沒那個屁股就別吃那個瀉藥

arkman06/13 20:52袂曉駛船嫌溪窄

arkman06/13 20:54品命底，賣品漾馬

mark4007306/13 20:55塞林其卡 你涼哇貴 你涼卡好

arkman06/13 20:57地球圓的，修杜誒丟

abibas556606/13 20:57厝若要興 某愛照三頓菁

arkman06/13 21:01膨風水雞刣無肉

bdbddbdb06/13 21:01日頭赤炎炎，隨人顧性命

arkman06/13 21:02做到歹田望後冬，娶到歹某一世人

arkman06/13 21:03嫁到歹翁一世人

mp6070706/13 21:03每余牽拖懶趴大(不會游泳牽拖懶趴太大)

shinzun170106/13 21:04三年一輪 好壞照輪

lylith06/13 21:04豬哥出動　豬母入洞 豬仔子扣扣撞(攏)

arkman06/13 21:06呷無三把硬菜就想袂上西天

lylith06/13 21:06豬肝殘殘切五角

arkman06/13 21:07猴穿衫親像郎

arkman06/13 21:08一粒田螺煮九碗公湯

ella0030106/13 21:09歪嘴雞也想呷好米

arkman06/13 21:10心好卡贏吃菜

gary793606/13 21:10看推文們這樣打台語，真的很擔心台語的流傳

bbicbic06/13 21:11嘎底ㄆㄜ隆每耖車(自誇都不會不好意思

changm06/13 21:12睏矇睏 麥眠夢

arkman06/13 21:13大目新娘找無灶

Porara9876306/13 21:13無那個咖撐，賣呷那個洩藥

sttyuio508306/13 21:13ㄒㄧㄡˇ

Porara9876306/13 21:14歹年冬，厚蕭郎

Porara9876306/13 21:14最喜歡這兩句

Porara9876306/13 21:16日頭赤炎炎，隨人顧性命，這句也超棒的

Plato1206/13 21:16人的名 樹的影

LoveSports06/13 21:16我外婆名言: 管人感情代(誌)ㄟ雖

LoveSports06/13 21:17不知道是不是諺語

LoveSports06/13 21:18我覺得最好笑的是我媽說過的: 割懶一擺痛

kazaf101706/13 21:21做無一湯匙 講得全畚箕

visviva06/13 21:37有次聽到我外婆咬牙切齒這樣罵我外公：偷洨擱兼ㄍㄡˊ壹

visviva06/13 21:37聊（吐精液還抹上板凳；多此一舉？）整個笑歪，還請外婆

visviva06/13 21:37重複一次教我..

visviva06/13 21:39還有一個很機掰的死黨最愛說的：時到時擔當，沒米就煮蕃

visviva06/13 21:39薯湯

iiKryptos06/13 21:40喜歡 唸小咖口 ，有一種真的很聒噪的感覺

Noxus06/13 21:46幹你娘

kamayer06/13 21:47父死路頭遠 母死路頭斷 阿嬤過世後對這段話感受超深的

leotimjack06/13 21:48懶覺比雞腿呀

leotimjack06/13 21:48看了就好笑

leotimjack06/13 21:48我是說雞腿

janptt12406/13 21:50騙鬼祙甲水（騙鬼不會喝水）

zoo00706/13 21:54拍斷手骨，顛倒勇

lazyjoe06/13 21:55李把就去吼拉啊吧狗滴額（你眼睛被螺肉遮住）

arkman06/13 21:55千算萬算不值天一畫

arkman06/13 21:56害人不害己，害害自己死

arkman06/13 21:58做官清廉，呷飯攪塩

Hey206/13 21:59這篇留言要看好久才看得懂XD

arkman06/13 22:01別人的囝死袂了

arkman06/13 22:02賺錢有數,性命愛顧

s94281606/13 22:02垃圾房東

arkman06/13 22:02一枝草一點露

arkman06/13 22:04烏奸仔底豆油,無地看

arkman06/13 22:07人在做,天在看

pttqaz2206/13 22:10一枝草一點露

arkman06/13 22:10吃人一口,還人一斗

arkman06/13 22:14挖心肝乎郎吃,戈乎郎嫌臭腥

UE2906/13 22:17打斷手骨顛倒勇

sl11pman06/13 22:17林北蛋粒

Genja06/13 22:20Soda那個是俗語嗎 超好笑

arkman06/13 22:24未呷koko對,呷了嫌歹貨

tmjs199406/13 22:25習告習擔登

tmjs199406/13 22:25哇尬哩踢U了欸

arkman06/13 22:27時到時擔當,無米才煮蕃薯湯

POdjfh06/13 22:28生緣不生水，生水無緣最克虧

arkman06/13 22:30歹心烏鹿肚,要死就初一十五,要埋就風甲雨

arkman06/13 22:32人呆看面就知

kiki86082006/13 22:34暝時專頭路，日時毋半步

arkman06/13 22:34囝仔郎有耳無喙

ShrimpDouu06/13 22:36軟土深掘

arkman06/13 22:40一人一家代，公媽隨郎猜

arkman06/13 22:42睏蒙睏，邁眠夢

arkman06/13 22:45心歹無郎知，喙歹上介害

ONITSUKA06/13 22:48有功無賞 弄破愛賠

arkman06/13 22:51肖貪鑽雞籠

arkman06/13 22:52咒詛乎別人死

arkman06/13 22:52細漢戈母認份

arkman06/13 23:05提籃仔假燒金

arkman06/13 23:08自己刣，賺腹內

haney91706/13 23:11有嘴講到沒口水（苦口婆心）覺得翻的很好

Fawen556606/13 23:13送你一桶汽油 再送你一支番仔火！

Fawen556606/13 23:13嘎哩輸贏！

Fawen556606/13 23:13作陣來尬車

Fawen556606/13 23:13挖尬哩 最好就告加（？

Heling06/13 23:15呷霸睏睏霸呷

Jiuliano06/13 23:20「相遇得到」算嗎？XD

newphonetic06/13 23:26呷幼齒顧眼睛 呷粗牙顧筋骨(X

a2758867906/13 23:30生吃都不夠

yun081706/13 23:39修督欸對

cooljay930106/14 00:05麻將超強的舅舅一邊技壓全場一邊講

cooljay930106/14 00:05學一項慘三年、學三項慘一世人（笑翻

reonmore06/14 00:15囂張沒落魄久

ageless223306/14 00:17乃day水水 瓦靠胎哥貴

poopa06/14 00:31出去嘎納胖ㄎㄧˇ，回來嘎納撿到

facete1306/14 00:39謀錯，歸藏齁齁，轟摧擱未倒，ㄟ虧灰擱ㄟ給果(沒錯，整

facete1306/14 00:39叢好好，風吹還不倒，會開花又會結果)

j60105ocg06/14 00:53嘴在念經 手在摸奶

hansioux06/14 00:54Kiann bóo tāi-tiōng-hu，phah bóo ti káu gû

Bingshei06/14 01:11把郎耶西拜，丟西瓦耶快漏啦！哈哈哈

kasimchiu06/14 01:33留言看得我好快樂

wtfconk06/14 01:58歪嘴雞吃好米

wtfconk06/14 01:58一二三到台灣

wtfconk06/14 01:58竹竿裝菜刀

wtfconk06/14 01:58好酒沉甕底看戲看到尾

aby12306/14 02:30偶感啊ㄉㄟ島u

liao546906/14 03:44鴨蛋密密也有縫

fishworldyou06/14 04:25三年一輪 好壞照輪

nicole72106/14 04:48這篇留言看下來好可愛呀XDDD

Dian050606/14 08:30好天也著積雨來糧

malala06/14 08:54原來如「貓」、講（管）就一隻長長...

malala06/14 08:54好聽又不跳針

HpHolidays06/14 09:23幹你娘雞掰。 這算嗎？

abulala06/14 09:48悠櫢 內捧 卡蹭底摳口

tmwolf06/14 10:14死道友不死貧道

suyal06/14 10:36塞擠卡稱假咩綁（屎擠屁股才要放）

suyal06/14 10:36第一次聽到是婆婆罵公公事情都擠倒時間到才要趕著做，快憋

suyal06/14 10:37笑到內傷。先生說台語俚語常常有屎尿屁有點髒，但是超直球

suyal06/14 10:37很有趣～

pledge0006/14 13:57x你娘x掰

okuuuurt06/14 15:29沒那個屁股就別吃那個瀉藥和軟土深掘

forhorde556606/14 16:14別人的桌上挾肉飼大家

jim552338206/14 17:20做到流汗 嫌到流口水

Gnau06/14 17:26就是形容人假道學的那句「嘴裡唸經 雙手摸奶 腳踩查某間」用

Gnau06/14 17:26台語念很道地

Duowa06/14 18:28吃米不知道米貴

mudee06/14 18:53寡籃仔假燒金

joycee06/14 21:52軟土深掘

hn8598864306/14 22:14沒那個屁股，就別學別人吃那個瀉藥

chiachizhang06/14 22:15歸ㄗㄤˊ厚厚，某ㄘㄨㄛˋ（整株好好，沒錯！(沒砍)

chiachizhang06/14 22:15）

felix103106/15 00:15拚得過，酒肉香；拚不過，四塊板

Richael200106/15 16:44沒那個屁股，就不要吃那個瀉藥

B1011204706/15 17:13七選八選，選到一個賣龍眼

B1011204706/15 17:14死貓吊樹頭，死狗放水流

ksxo06/17 11:22某樓說阿嬤罵阿公 吐洨又兼抹椅寮 會不會是他們的閨房情趣

gyamwoo06/26 00:31食糜配菜脯 儉錢開查某

gyamwoo06/26 00:31好運著時鐘 歹運著龍眼