[討論] 地表某個邪惡產業的私房笑話
今天在辦公室,下午休息的時候,白人同事們講起了一個業界黃色笑話。我就根據我印象所及的部份盡可能還原:
Question 1: When a bunch of males and females're bitching each other, what doesthat mean?
當一群男女在互相叫囂謾罵時,那什麼意思?
Answer: It's called diplomacy.
那稱之為外交。
Question 2: When they fuck together, what does that mean?
當那群男女相幹起來時,那是什麼意思?
Answer: It's called war.
那稱之為戰爭。
Question 3: When will war stop?
那戰爭將會何時結束?
Answer: Either stakeholders ejaculated/got orgasm or were totally exhausted.
當利害關係人們爽到升天或者筋疲力竭。
Question 4: What's our role?
那我們的角色是?
Answer: We are providing sex toys to stakeholders.
替利害關係人(國)提供性玩具(武器軍火)。
Don't forget, our paychecks rely on those players. ^_^
別忘了,我們的薪水還要靠這些玩家。^_^
博君上班時一笑:)
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看不懂我也沒辦法…畢竟這是某個產業的私房笑話。
在軍火公司上班吧
個版膩?
should be stockholder, then they are in this ga
me actually btw
不是,軍工產業鍊從業人員其實很矛盾,心理壓力很
大。
恩 看的出來壓力挺大的
鴿子封包
在人類還沒有學會尊重彼此的生命之前 那是必要且重
要的產業
所以軍工業都是情趣用品業者 XD
國家等級的情趣用品呀!
也就是說軍工產業沒多高級,就只是國家間的情趣用
品。
令人聯想到白狼說的那句名言,你們台灣人都是XXX幹
出來的…
那有沒人考究出白狼是什xxx幹出來的?
爆
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