[閒聊] 一人一句假ABC用語

pttdouble12/16 11:31Yoyoyo 甚麼上? 夠淫蕩!?

jameshcm12/16 11:32check it out!

orzzz12/16 11:38 i don't car

Siegfried92112/16 11:40我比較怕會講總total、確可、康轟的辦公室長輩

Dirk312/16 11:42樓上笑死

mono556612/16 11:43how do you turn this on

vic950312/16 11:49上次聽到副理說總total差點笑出來

egg8712/16 11:50辦公室長輩有口吃是不行逆

LiveInNow12/16 11:53開頭要先說阿M

Levesque12/16 11:54一直oops oops

Levesque12/16 11:55you know you know

chocopoodle12/16 12:06sup

pzhao12/16 12:11我比較常聽到主管說command

huangsc3612/16 12:13so sad~

chith12/16 12:13以前工作的隔壁部門主管，英文超破爛但很喜歡講order

chith12/16 12:13例如：我oredr我的部下作事怎樣怎樣的

aoikimi12/16 12:18花痴阿噗

O30012/16 12:28haha

jameshcm12/16 12:28比較常聽到 aye, aye, sir!

dcshoecousa12/16 12:33時不時Yap

JC8312/16 12:35hehehe

jeff6072000012/16 12:36is that a Supra?

irene16012/16 12:37ya ya ok fine good alright you know like well

everyheart2512/16 12:44你要再佛克斯這個瑞們嫩斯去做確可的動作

DMGA12/16 12:45Tequila

easybluea12/16 12:46不easy

L0i9a0r12/16 12:49come on man

lefthander2212/16 12:50不管講什麼，記得雙手食指中指勾兩下 “ “ ，假

lefthander2212/16 12:50掰屬性加滿

blackkeys12/16 12:53尼哥都愛說 do ya understand what I’m sayin?

ToastBen12/16 12:53https://i.imgur.com/secDAs4.jpg

ozozoyy12/16 12:54我 縫一下

ozozoyy12/16 12:54ㄎㄤˇ

lewisk12/16 12:56may sure gun more

eubrooke12/16 13:00OH MY GAWD~~~

fy40012/16 13:08嗨海

horin12/16 13:08你各位啊～

Qfierui12/16 13:08笑死 YO YO YO

veas12/16 13:13食指中指比“” 真的看了翻白眼，尤其沒事就用！

chiz212/16 13:13Ikea/Costco/Walmart/Target

a095897322612/16 13:20watz up

aigret12/16 13:21what's up man

JasonIm12/16 13:22may show gun more?

leeeeelly12/16 13:23you know ok?

smalltalker12/16 13:24May show gun more?

honeycandy12/16 13:28you know....

Freeven12/16 13:29yo mama

bluelife2112/16 13:426樓說完會有汽車發動的聲音

mhhe12/16 13:47台灣很多歌手唱歌都假abc腔調啊 「我不知dao」 「我de東shi

mhhe12/16 13:47」

Aquarius12612/16 13:52尾音加個peko

awerte12/16 13:52cheese steak jimmy’s

sanadayasu12/16 13:58dude

sucherng12/16 14:10常常說我中文不好，其實英文更不好……

bigbigming12/16 14:16well~

abc89664k12/16 14:19最討厭我媽說 賴手機

y3004812/16 14:23sup bro, how is going

Baitman12/16 14:28quote 手勢

a4410123412/16 14:30我有很大的cock

yang12212/16 14:32paper、presentation、comment、feedback

Eric948712/16 14:35you know i say~

jungogo12/16 14:35u know

ww611012/16 14:38嗨賴嗨賴

kkooptt212/16 14:46skr~~~

alshahwani12/16 14:52nah

demon44412/16 14:55how da o

zapzone12/16 14:57Anyway

azdc12/16 15:03u know

LuciusMalfoy12/16 15:09暗自sad

wih51212/16 15:19Peko

ciikaow12/16 15:24洗勒哈嘍？

FiveSix91112/16 15:27這個欸蒂爾不錯 拿去kobe

uqice212/16 15:30double con鳳

reuentahlv12/16 15:34Drink water 500莫喔

wtfconk12/16 15:45cancer

jodie011512/16 15:50總偷頭笑惹哈哈

danielhsu8812/16 15:52you know what

aether98212/16 15:53you know~ wow~

y009912/16 16:07“一起share” 到底「分享」有多難講要被替換@@

tomshen12/16 16:08最討厭老闆把取消唸成癌症..... cancel

WTFboom12/16 16:15What’s your favorite sea of seven seas?

WTFboom12/16 16:15The pusSEA

astroflyer12/16 16:54like like like

sapii12/16 16:57以前聽校長講幾爬線的時候有驚訝到...

donboonic12/16 17:13aye ya ya~~~

bmcqyll12/16 17:23當然是yaya怪啊

fish03012/16 17:34ahoy ahoy

vintage022412/16 17:50don’t give a shit

phoenix071012/16 17:50pekopeko

haehae31144412/16 17:51you know

speed36412/16 18:01fine fine fine

beumoyi12/16 18:12仔細想好像沒假ABC用語？

beumoyi12/16 18:12頂多講中文說的怪裡怪氣吧

beumoyi12/16 18:12一聽就知道跟認真不會說的ABC不一樣

tamixavier12/16 18:15"I know you" 捶兩下左胸

zxc135795912/16 18:22Hey hey you

runaticsora12/16 18:30牙累牙累

A1pha12/16 18:33康扣

esthereal12/16 18:43yo what's up

hydratingola12/16 18:49助理 那個加購要廠商撒破一下 價格要搭波砍鳳 再伊

hydratingola12/16 18:49妹兒過去給pm

ricoricoyan12/16 18:54這篇讓人尷尬癌發作

typepeter12/16 19:05I’m good bro dude

chiz212/16 19:06100樓忠實呈現辦公室洋涇濱英文，笑死

Angelfly7712/16 19:21this is a book

ppopp101612/16 19:30anyway

MDLOVE12/16 19:32What’s up 我剛下飛機 XDDD

Kaihar12/16 19:39是AB”T”

conceal12/16 19:53any way

rukawa51412/16 19:54yoyoyoyo 心地背北

nan2312/16 19:58硬要講even夾在中文裡

DreamerSun12/16 19:59double confirm

shakesper12/16 20:07康縫 砍俸 搭博確可

PerFumeLove12/16 20:23https://i.imgur.com/IYHT0ei.jpg

SouthRa12/16 20:27right?

lingerptt12/16 20:27是在哈囉， hello , 停止使用美國中文吧

rattrapante12/16 20:31比較握屎

lnc090312/16 21:01康轟是叫你回家嗎？

Siegfried92112/16 21:20回樓上，原文是confirm

andrew510612/16 21:25蘇趴洽透time——

rrrrr12312/16 21:40吃東西妖加ysg

acerhp12/16 21:44anyway.....

ul6na12/16 21:44You know

chasegirl12/16 22:15Peko peko

meilovejane12/16 22:45sorry about that

yoonyoon12/16 22:52ㄎㄤˇ縫，cost down

rainwen12/16 23:02用歪果仁的口音說中文 譬如小癟傘

ero772812/16 23:04hey guys

goallessdraw12/16 23:05我愛blah blah blah算嗎？

MissSpring12/16 23:21what？？？

lmyunn12/17 00:31dears all

baby8632512/17 01:15這個主題你先ㄙㄜˇ費一下 等等討論

baby8632512/17 01:17哎一古 c8 shake it

bigmao12/17 03:05say my name~

drinkmywater12/17 07:43醫院主治100%中英夾雜☹

alex51410312/17 09:37這個是佛王小姐的資料

Nokia526912/17 12:14hey guys,we have a gift for u

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KMT4268912/17 13:38FAQ

Cow15511512/17 13:42唷 Bro

eshan083112/17 15:08what was the reason

LIN81011612/17 15:49me no speak English

Joyeeee12/17 16:53JK

limite1212/18 00:22總total

sin042912/18 00:30if you 墊墊 nobody say you欸狗

abc4132712/18 01:43Gosh~~別ㄇㄜㄇㄜ了

eubrooke04/21 08:54yea / who care (還少加s)